Resident Evil 5 gets a new ‘Versus’ digital download mode

Are you the type that would rather conquer than cooperate? Tired of your partner dragging ass, taking the team down? You’ll now be able to take out your frustrations on them with the upcoming new mode called “Versus.” Coming after launch, the Versus mode will be paid digital download content for Xbox LIVE and PlayStation Network. It lets four players go at it online in two game types: Slayer’s Rule and Survivor’s Rule....

May 15, 2025 · 1 min · 196 words · Michael Campbell

Resident Evil 5 honors a tragic loss

Because we don’t want peopleBAAAAWINGabout spoilers, we have obscured the real name on this tombstone. However, the moniker on that stone is one that many have already predicted, so don’t expect too much of a shock if you choose to hit up the gallery and look at the full pic. Yes, thisFamitsuad image confirms something we’d already assumed — a certainResident Evilcharacter is pushing up the daisies. I could make some wonderful jokes relating to this person’s death, but I don’t want people towhineat me....

May 15, 2025 · 1 min · 107 words · Melody Moore

Review Round-Up: The Games of August

Sweet crap, is it September already? What the hell happened to all those months between January and now? There are a billion games I still need to play and as it turns out August didn’t help my back pile situation any. Plenty of awesome landed for us to enjoy, and some disappointment as well. In fact, if you go by when our reviews landed,StarCarft IIand a newMetroidare August games. That’s enough right there to get any gamer behind in their gaming....

May 15, 2025 · 10 min · 1992 words · Jon Yang

Rhythm Thief & the Emperor’s Treasure announced for 3DS

Sega’sRhythm Thief & the Emperor’s Treasureis a title that we’ve seen a bit of from Japan recently, but now it has been announced exclusively for the 3DS. Set in a 3D Paris, players go on a rhythmic adventure as Raphael, a thief that steals works of art only to return them days later. Wait, what? The game’s rhythm play has you tapping the screen or moving the gyro sensor to move Raphael through Paris....

May 15, 2025 · 1 min · 158 words · Juan Elliott

Riccitiello claims DRM controversy is overblown, but dislikes own methods

The controversy surroundingElectronic Arts and DRMhas been going on for quite a while,and according toEA boss John Riccitiello, it’s an issue that was blown out of proportion by a tiny “cabal” of protesters. He downplayed the situation, but did admit that he’s no fan of DRM himself. “We’re still working out the kinks. We implemented a form of DRM and it’s something that 99.8 percent of users wouldn’t notice. But for the other ....

May 15, 2025 · 2 min · 237 words · Lisa Franklin

Rock Band: AC/DC pack to hit non-Walmart shelves soon

Remember thatAC/DC Live: Rock Band Track Packthat was released only at Walmart last November? Well, if you missed out or couldn’t bring yourself to walk into the mega-retailer’s stores, good news — you should be able to get it elsewhere this November. GameStop is listingthe track pack for shipment on November 4 for Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Wii, and PlayStation 2. If GameStop is correct, the 18-song disc (all live tracks) will run you $19....

May 15, 2025 · 1 min · 178 words · Matthew Parrish

Rumor: Sonic Adventure racing to XBLA

ADutch Sega fansiteseems to have discovered thatSonic Adventureis on its way to Xbox Live Arcade. Not only that, but something calledSonic Adventure Extend Packageis also in the works. If I had to take a guess,Extend Packagecould be the bonus content that came withSonic Adventure DXfor the GameCube such as the bonus Game Gear games. This shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise as Sega likes to re-package their old games (not that that’s a bad thing....

May 15, 2025 · 1 min · 149 words · Steven Hernandez

Rumortoid: LittleBigPlanet to invite Disney characters to the party

The very idea of creating your own levels inLittleBigPlanetgets the imagination going, doesn’t it? That’s the charm of the game. But imagine how much more you could do with Disney characters as props. And I’m not talking about lame, mainstream characters like Mickey Mouse, either. Get me the obscure sh*t like Toaster fromThe Brave Little Toasterand the talking tree from the atrocity calledPocahontas, and I’ll make a crazy ass level....

May 15, 2025 · 1 min · 122 words · Daniel Anderson

Samurais rise in latest Total War: Shogun 2 trailer

Sega was kind enough to share with us their latest trailer forRise of The Samurai(not to be confused with Sega’sRise of Nightmares), the upcoming expansion forTotal War: Shogun 2. This brand new campaign, set 400 years prior to the events depicted inShougun 2, brings a bundle of new additions and finally adds the fabled samurai class. Gander upon this video — narrated by what sounds like a constipated Japanese man — to see what else Creative Assembly packed into the expansion slated for release later this month....

May 15, 2025 · 1 min · 87 words · Eric Barrett

Scribblenauts had a really dumb name to start with

[CTZ here! The image Matthew used was horrid. Here’s something better. You’re welcome.] I’ll let you in on a little industry secret: games go through a lot of different creative processes and things change a lot when they do. Some extreme examples would be thedifferent look ofBorderlandsfrom launch to release or the perpetually delayed but finally releasedToo Human. The creative process usually leads devs to bigger and better things as they design....

May 15, 2025 · 2 min · 280 words · Robert Lane

Sunday Sidequests – 01/21/07

CTZ: “Hello?”Cher: “fat fat poo poo fat”CTZ: “What’s that Sheir? You say your fat rolls have completely fussed to your bed and you’re able to’t get out of your bed to work on your post?”Cher: “chump chump moo”CTZ: “Ya, sure, I’ll do Sunday Sidequests for you. You owe me a blow job.”Cher: “…twinkie?”CTZ: “…hangs up phone” Yes, that’s right Destructoiders, yours truly, on top of having four other features on the site, has stepped in this week to cover Sheir in Sunday Sidequests (and when I say cover, I don’t mean physically....

May 15, 2025 · 3 min · 543 words · Lynn Carlson

Talking Red Faction and blowing s**t up with Volition

I can’t be the only one who, as a kid, liked to build things just to knock them down. Sure, the school therapist may have thought I had issues, but come on… knocking things down justfeelsgood. That seems to be part of what Volition was thinking with its upcoming PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 title,Red Faction: Guerrilla. Set on Mars in an open world where just about everything you see is destructible,Red Faction: Guerrillalooks to bring the fun and excitement of leveling back into my life....

May 15, 2025 · 1 min · 143 words · Jeremy Parrish DVM

Team Bondi: L.A. Noire is very appealing to women

According to developer Team Bondi, the superior female brain findsL.A. Noirea very rewarding experience. Moreso thanDuke Nukem Forever? Crazy talk! “We think it appeals to a really broad church,” said director Brendan McNamara, “and one of the phenomenons we’ve seen a lot when we watch people play the game is that they’ll play it, or their wife or their girlfriend will play it, and two or three people will play it together like they’re watching TV....

May 15, 2025 · 1 min · 183 words · Jeanette Odom