Numbers lie? Unreal Tournament III not a flop on PC, says Mark Rein

NPD numbers are a funny thing. We look to them to prove, without a reasonable doubt, that a particular game is or isn’t selling well. They are but a snapshot in time, and we all know numbers can be manipulated to deceive — but that doesn’t seem to matter. For all intents and purposes,NPD groupnumbers are Tarot cards, and the mystics we call analysts are sarcasm the only ones that can decipher their meaning....

May 15, 2025 · 2 min · 347 words · Anita Mccann

Official Fez papercraft’s subtle irony REVEALED

Fezis a gameabout a two-dimensional guy named Gomez who always remains flat, even when the world around him flips into the third dimension. Papercraft is the art of taking a two dimensional object (a piece of paper) and folding it until it looks like the three dimensional representation of something. That’s all the explaining that I’m going to do about that. The comedy gold should take care of the rest...

May 15, 2025 · 1 min · 70 words · Erin Sanchez

Oh noooooo! Mr. Bill makes his way to the App Store

Mr. Bill, the lovable but mistreated clay man popularized by Saturday Night Live, is an American icon. Appearing in over twenty sketches during a four year run on that show, he had his own program in the late nineties and has cropped up in numerous television commercials over the years. I suppose then that it was only a matter of time before he wound up on the App Store somewhere....

May 15, 2025 · 1 min · 161 words · Matthew Hays

Okami ‘Three Wolf God Sun’ shirt is AMAZING!

Ifyou’re reading this, you’re on the Internet, and if you’re on the Internet you’ve heard about the“Three Wolf Moon” T-shirt. If you think you’re too cool to wear an Internet meme, however, then perhaps Capcom could convince you with this rather amazing “Three Wolf God Sun” shirt instead, an Okami-flavored parody of the legendary garment. Unfortunately for the majority of you, these shirts are very exclusive indeed. They’ll only be available at Comic-Con, and you’ll need to win them in a raffle....

May 15, 2025 · 1 min · 96 words · George Wang

One or two new TMNT games coming to the DS

GoNintendo brings us word on a couple of newTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtlesgames coming to the DS. First,there’s this listingfrom OFLC forTurtles in Time: Re-shelledfor the DSi. A little later in the evening, GoNintendogot the heads uponTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Arcade Attackannounced in the latest issue of Nintendo Power. The listing from OFLC might be in error and could really be forArcade Attack, but either way, I’m so looking forward toArcade Attacknow....

May 15, 2025 · 1 min · 161 words · Kyle Baird

PAX 2008 will be packed with exhibitors, makes other events look bad

You keep saying it: PAX will be so much better than E for All. And it’s not like we don’t believe it or agree with you. But now this newly released list of exhibitors for the 2008 Penny Arcade Expo really shows that they’re not f*cking around. The August 29th-31st event will include Nintendo, Sony Microsoft, EA, Ubisoft, and Activision. Hell, that’s better than E3! “We nearly doubled our exhibition hall and added another 80,000 square feet of content overall, so the show is going to be pretty amazing this year,” says Penny Arcade’s Robert Khoo....

May 15, 2025 · 1 min · 212 words · Kathryn Ritter

PAX East 10: Dead Space: Extraction might be ported

It’s no secret that people didn’t buy EA Visceral’sDead Space: Extraction, a hip on-rails shooter exclusive to the Wii and its hardware. Poor sales or not, it seems as if the title might make its way to other platforms. During theDead Spacepanel at PAX East, the panel was asked if there was a chance we might see the Wii title on the Xbox 360 or PS3 at some point in the future....

May 15, 2025 · 1 min · 103 words · Joy Bennett

Peggle coming to XBLA on March 11, will have online multiplayer

Massively multiplayer online games can’t soul suck me like PopCap’sPeggle. I’ve recently spent way too much time blasting orange pegs into oblivion and sobbing whenever a metal ball falls into the darkness of off-screen. Now my attachment to the casual puzzle game will extend to another platform: Xbox Live Arcade. Today PopCap announcedPegglefor XBLA (hit the break for the press release), but the real story here is the online components the title is packing....

May 15, 2025 · 3 min · 613 words · David Long

PlayStation Move handholding coming to stores on Sept 11

Don’t worry about walking into your local Best Buy this fall and not being able to figure out how to use the PlayStation Move game kiosk — Sony is hiring and training representatives for a nationwide in-store retail campaign. Sources that wish to remain anonymous have passed along details of employment opportunities for representatives to assist in what is referred to as “the second largest product launch in PlayStations’ history.” The demo program will have trainees working kiosks in retailers like Best Buy and Walmart, assisting potential customers with the usage of Move, showing off features, and answering questions about the product which ships on September 19....

May 15, 2025 · 1 min · 196 words · Juan Huynh

Preview: The Bigs 2

2K Sports scored a hit with its 2007 arcade baseball title,The Bigs, and after two years of lackluster baseball sims, they’re trying to recapture past glory with a sequel,The Bigs 2. I got my hands on the game at E3, and last week, I listened in on a conference call with Producer Rob Nelson and Associate Producer Damon Purdue, both of whom gave details on the game. So what can you expect to see inThe Bigs 2when it hits stores tomorrow?...

May 15, 2025 · 5 min · 997 words · Carmen Hernandez

PS4 production to start at end of 2011, says assemblers

The early word for new tech products these days comes directly from the people making them. All of those Mac product leaks from China and Taiwan actually pan out. No one can keep a secret. The latest group not able to keep a secret are Taiwan-based component makers. They claim that production of Sony’s next game console will begin later this year. According toDigitimes, these component makers say that the PlayStation 4 (PS4) will feature body movement control like Microsoft’s Kinect, and that it will be released in 2012....

May 15, 2025 · 1 min · 184 words · Jessica Potter

PSA: ModNation Racers Euro beta kicks off, act fast

Starting this afternoon, apparently, you Europeans out there can get a crack at theModNation Racers, a vibrant cart racer that features a robust amount of customization — tracks, cars, and even drivers. The client is up and the beta kicks off this afternoon for the first 100,000 European people that jump onto PSN and download it. Destructoid reader and tipster “turecc” was kind enough to remind us of this. But we wonder if he’ll be kind enough to design a Brad Nicholson-themed car and driver — now that’d bekickin’ rad....

May 15, 2025 · 1 min · 91 words · Mike Martinez

PSN, Sony sites go down following Anonymous’ war cry

Earlier today,we brought wordthat Anonymous was declaring war on Sony in retaliation for its ongoing “PS3 hacker” suits against George “Geohot” Hotz and Graf_Chokolo. The opening shots have allegedly been fired, it would seem, as the PlayStation Network suffers connection issues and Sony sites die across the ‘net. Sony has acknowledged the PSN outages, blaming them on “sporadic maintenance,” but it is yet to address the issue of PlayStation.com and other Sony-related sites being down for the majority of the day....

May 15, 2025 · 1 min · 156 words · Amy Dixon