Epic explains Gears of War 2’s abstract ranking system

Ever wondered what exactly those little symbols next to peoples’ names are inGears of War 2lobbies? Well, you have probably worked out that they are rank icons, but the fact that you’ve played loads of matches and it hasn’t changed is probably bothering you. It seems to have bothered a few people, which is why Epic hashad to explain it. The little symbol by your name is based upon your TrueSkill rating....

May 17, 2025 · 2 min · 267 words · James Johnson

Excuse me, but you have a crab on your head

You know it’s true love when your girl gives you crabs for your one year anniversary. Sorry, I couldn’t resist. The lovely Vintage Lust over atGirl Gamersdecided to make her sweetie a 3D head crab fromHalf Life 2plushy for their one year anniversary. Finding the pattern on the3D2TOY ProjectWeb site, she sewed and painted the little Hedy Lamarr herself. How Martha Stewart meets Gordon Freeman of her. I truly suggest all the crafters out there give handmade videogame goodies to their sweeties for birthdays, Christmas, and any other day you feel it appropriate....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 99 words · Joseph Wu

Fable III gets launch day pack-in DLC

Fable IIIwill come downloadable content right out the box when it launches on October 26. Each new copy will come with a code that gives you some free items and a unique costume, as well as a completely new dog companion. The extra content includes a “Raise Dead” potion for summoning monsters, a free “Slow Time” potion, the Scot outfit (in both male and female varieties), a Highlander Tattoo Set and a Red Setter dog skin....

May 17, 2025 · 2 min · 302 words · Stephanie Alvarez

Fight Night Champion gets serious about stamina

Regional Anaerobic Fatigue. That’s what EA Sports is bringing to the table withFight Night Champion, and what it basically what it means is the most complicated, but accurate, stamina system in any boxing game to date. Here’s the deal: instead of having one stamina meter for your boxer, you’re looking at four: one for each arm, one for your torso, and one for your legs. The result is that players can’t simply spam a single punch over and over again and expect to win....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 172 words · Eric Gordon

First images of Croteam’s Serious Engine 3 are all serious and stuff

Croatian gaming magazine,GamePlay, has nabbed the first look at Croteam’s upcomingSerious Sam 3and the yet to be named tactical-action shooter. Thanks to space-aged image scanning technology and the kids over at theSerious Samobsessed Web site,Serious Zone, we can cancel our flights to Dubrovnik. From what you can see in the scans, Croteam’s new Serious Engine 3 is some pretty serious technology. It shows off some seriously impressive photo-realistic environments and seriously emotionally scarring monsters....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 107 words · Amanda Foster

Five casual XBLA games get a temporary price slash

Are self-proclaimed gamers still up in arms over casual games? I honestly don’t know, because I’ve always felt those concerns were silly and didn’t pay them much attention. This week, a group of fun, simple Xbox LIVE Arcade titles is on sale. Take a look: I feel bad, because I talked Conrad into buyingFeeding Frenzy 2this past Saturday before we knew this sale was happening. That said, good times were had thanks to the game, so hopefully he’ll forget before we hang out next weekend....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 94 words · Elijah Johnson

Friday Night Fights: Dead Rising 2

As someone who strongly disliked the originalDead Rising— partially because I was “doing it wrong” at first, which is still all kinds of messed up — I recommend anyone who had a similar reaction get a co-op partner and give the sequel a shot. Some of the bigger annoyances were fixed, and having a second player only further eases the pain of stuff like boss fights. Plus, the sheer absurdity of having two separate Chuck Greene characters running around is always a delight....

May 17, 2025 · 2 min · 331 words · Cynthia Brooks

Friday Night Fights: RE5 Versus, yay or nay? edition

This is probably the wrong channel for this sort of question, but I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take this any more. Actually, scratch that — for the first time in quite a while, the weather isn’t complete sh*t here in Michigan, and I’m not mad at all. It was an honest mistake. But I am curious to hear what you guys think about theResident Evil 5Versus mode DLC that Capcom put out a few weeks back....

May 17, 2025 · 2 min · 348 words · Samuel Hart

Game Debate to the Death!Monster Hunter Freedom 2 VS Patapon

Last week’sdebatewas the first round of the PSP odd debate brackets and it was a hell of a fight. For the first many votes, things were completely tied up. Then, as expected,LocoRocotook the early lead and didn’t look back. Towards the end,Crisis Coregained some momentum and tried to catch up, but . . . wait a minute . . . wow. CongratulationsCrisis Coreon an epic comeback! Here are the results:...

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 163 words · Susan Smith

Games of the week for 04/19/09: Rushed edition

I am late with this, so I’m just going to phone it in. You can blameNinja Blade, which I am trying to finish so I can review it. However,Ninja Bladeis kind of bollocks, so I’ve just been swearing at it all day. So far, From Software’s latest effort gets a “stop glitching out, you stupid c*nt” out of ten. This is one of the many games that have been played this week....

May 17, 2025 · 2 min · 424 words · Toni Benjamin

GC 09: New trailer from Castlevania: Lords of Shadow wows

WhenCastlevania: Lords of Shadowwas announced at this year’s E3, I’ll admit, I pulled a little bit of the retro snob behavior. I wasn’t so sure I wanted a 3D Castlevania game,but after I saw the trailer that you can watch after the jump, my jaw kind of hit the floor and I was convinced. This is going to be very different from the side-scrolling Castlevanias of old, for sure — and that may not be a bad thing....

May 17, 2025 · 4 min · 796 words · Todd Arellano

GDC 10: Faraway, by Steph Thirion

Each year, Gamma entrants are asked to make games under certain constraints. This year, all Gamma4 entries must be controlled with a single button. I plan to write up my impressions of all six Gamma4 games. If you own an iPhone and don’t haveEliss, first of all, youreallyshould. There are probably less frustrating games on the App store, but Steph Thirion’s unclassifiable game is probably the only thing I’ve ever played on my iPod touch that actuallyneededto be played with a touchscreen....

May 17, 2025 · 3 min · 456 words · Matthew Brown

Gears of War 2 bonus disc contents spilled by BBFC rating

A cynic would accuse ratings boards of restricting information, but considering how many details about a game have leaked from public ratings in the past, one can’t say they’rethatrestrictive. This time, it’s the turn ofGears of War 2to have itscontents revealed, as the BBFC has made all of the bonus disc’s details public. God bless the obsessive compulsives who troll ratings board Web sites, hitting F5 twenty four hours a day to find the latest fresh intel....

May 17, 2025 · 2 min · 289 words · Dr. Terry Tate MD