World of Warcraft Pedophemale returns to the land of kangaroos

Ireporteda short while back that a 31 year old woman from Australia was arrested upon entering the States to take a 17 year old boy home with her after ‘falling in love’ throughWorld of Warcraft. After one month in jail, Tamara Broome has beensent backto Adelaide following a plea deal and the charge of “contributing to the delinquency of a minor.” The only detailed restriction is that Broome cannot have contact with her significantly younger significant other until he turns 18 on July 28, 2025....

May 22, 2025 · 1 min · 189 words · Martin Cook

Xbox 360 Elite official; black is the new black? [UPDATE]

Stealing a cue from Johnny Cash, Microsoft has now officially dropped theXbox 360 Elite, the much sexier, more experienced, black-clad older sister of that innocent, white console you’ve been smooching behind your parents’ backs. People have beenclamoringover this thing since it was rumored only a few short weeks ago, and it seems the wait is finally nearing an end. There’s no official release date for it, and the details are nothing new, but it is nice to finally see a bit of official confirmation after these past few weeks of constant Internet tittering....

May 22, 2025 · 1 min · 170 words · Zachary Jackson

Xbox Kinect Kia Optima sweepstakes official rules

Official Rules No Purchase Necessary to enter or win. A Purchase will not Increase Your Chances of Winning. Odds of winning will depend on the total number of eligible entries received. Void where prohibited by law. Internet access and online entry is required. Entry via blog comment onDestructoid.comis required. BY ENTERING OR OTHERWISE LEAVING A BLOG COMMENT ON DESTRUCTOID.COM IN CONNECTION WITH THE SWEEPSTAKES, YOU AGREE TO THESE OFFICIAL RULES, WHICH ARE A CONTRACT, SO READ THEM CAREFULLY BEFORE ENTERING....

May 22, 2025 · 4 min · 642 words · Scott Taylor

Xbox Live’s Game Room gets 56 Achievements

Wait, seriously? Yes, seriously. Microsoft’s Game Room will have 56 Achievements attached to it when it finally launches next week. Hoping to entice players into its virtual arcade like Gary Glitter with a dirty van full of candy, Microsoft is offering 1,000 Gamerpoints, some of which can be earned simply by being there. Game Room is out on March 24 and is definitely one for the Achievement whores to look out for....

May 22, 2025 · 1 min · 109 words · John Williams

You have one chance to save the world

There’s a problem with branching paths and moral decisions in videogames: even if they are meaningful (few are), players can usually bypass the system by using multiple save files or other means to go in for another attempt and a different outcome. While the same is still true for the online flash titleOne Chance, more work has been put in place to prevent you from “cheating.” It’s one of those games that doesn’t try to be fun, but that’s not to say the experience isn’t entertaining....

May 22, 2025 · 1 min · 144 words · Heather Bell

360 “Wiimote” has a codename: Newton!

A few days ago, our own Dale North gave us the skinny on theMicrosoft version of the famed Wiimote, as lazy gamers groaned and liberally applied their palms to their faces. It seems the craze to jump all over the living room while you game is not going away, and those of us that don’t like it may have to try a bit harder to avoid it in future. If you love your Wiimote, however, you’ll be pleased to meet Newton, which is the codename for the new controller....

May 21, 2025 · 1 min · 209 words · Angela Ray

A buggering f*ckload of LittleBigPlanet content is imminent

Media Molecule has enough LittleBigPlanet DLC to keep it going for weeks, and the studio is not afraid to use it. All manner of sackboy costumes arebeing preparedfor launch between January 26 and February 19, so fans of playing dress-up with soulless smilebags are in for a treat. So far, this has only been confirmed for Europe, but there’s no way in Hell this stuff is being kept sausage-side of the ocean....

May 21, 2025 · 1 min · 154 words · Tyler Rivera

A charming skull-laden kickass world: The art of Brutal Legend

It has been said so many times that it now borders upon a meaningless cliché, but the fact remains: a lot of games look the same. I’m not going to lament the propagation of brown color palettes, generic RPG characters, or any other individual aspect of art design. But I will say this: I do not envy the job of someone who is asked to do what Lee Petty was asked....

May 21, 2025 · 12 min · 2402 words · Emily Gilmore

Ace Combat + Idolmaster = model planes?

Japan and their cross-promotions. Fighter jets and dancing girls come together to make model jets. Makes total sense. Namco Bandai’s gamesAce Combat 6andIdolmasterhave been handed over to model company Hasegawa in Japan to make some pretty geeky jets for you to build and enjoy. Set to be released this December, these 1/48 scale Idolmaster Ace Combat jets will sell for anywhere between 3,990 yen to 7,140 yen ($78). These jets were inspired by in-game downloadable content for the Xbox 360 version ofAce Combat 6....

May 21, 2025 · 1 min · 113 words · Norman Ashley

Activision: Kobe Bryant Black Ops controversy hypocritcal

A while back, some assholes lashed out at Activision and Kobe Bryant for the famousCall of Duty: Black Opstelevision commercial. ESPN proved that it should stick to sports by chatting absolute crap about the situation, but Activision has bit back, calling the networks hypocrites for airing the ads that they later whined about. “I’m going to put it in air quotes, which you can’t see, but the ‘controversy’ surrounding Kobe Bryant I find very hypocritical,” says publishing CEO Eric Hirshberg....

May 21, 2025 · 2 min · 312 words · Jeffery Thomas

Age of Zombies free code giveaway of fun!

Did you readourAge of Zombiesreview? Did you think the game looked fun? Are you too cheap to spend $4.99? If your answer is yes to all these, then look no further. We have ten codes to give away that will allow you to play Halfbrick’s zombie killing game on your PSP or PS3. We’ll be giving a free game away to every fiftieth commenter on this post. Pretty damn easy, right?...

May 21, 2025 · 1 min · 119 words · Daniel Lee

Aliens: Colonial Marines won’t release in 2011

Our own editor-in-chief has pointed out a rather dismal irony —Aliens: Colonial Marineshas become the newDuke Nukem Forever, despite being developed by the guys who broughtDukeback. Gearbox Software boss Randy Pitchford has said that the game won’t be out in 2011. At this rate, we’ll be lucky to ever see it. The game wasfirst plannedfor a 2009 release, but we’ve seen a tiny sliver of screens and nothing else since then....

May 21, 2025 · 1 min · 161 words · Scott Martinez

Amazon lists 160GB PS3 for $350, Sony Slim deal for $199

If you didn’t blindly jump on a PS3 purchase when the new Slim console was dropped, there are a few pretty good deals to be had. Why settle for the Slim’s 120GB when $50 can get you 40 more GB of storage, a voucher forPAINon PSN, and the excellent Naughty Dog gameUncharted?Amazon has a sale on the 160GB Uncharted PS3bundle right now, so you had better jump on that.Gamespotsays that this will run until supplies of the discontinued system run out....

May 21, 2025 · 1 min · 138 words · Rebecca Nolan