The Daily Hotness: Sausage fest

Have you ever wondered about the sex about certain videogame characters? Well Chad did and he did his best to figure out what certain sex certain characters are. Me, I never knew the generic Boos were female. Also, I used to always think Kazooie was a dude. What about you? We got specialModern Warfare 2themed energy drinks, Nick reviewed the PSPgo, Rev ranted about grinding, Dead Space 2 is in pre-production and more radical stuff happened on 09/30/09....

May 22, 2025 · 2 min · 415 words · Anthony Phillips

The Great Retro Quiz! .08: Halloween edition

Hello, all youghoulsandghostsout there, this isElvira. That’s right,theElvira.Chadasked me to host this week’s edition of the Great Retro Quiz because, well, it’s Halloween and I wasdyingto test everyone’s knowledge of all thescaaaaaryvideogames over the years. Are you a fan ofspookygames? I know I am. According toChad’s note here, this week’s quiz is all about those games that send chills down yourmortalspine. It also spansallconsoles (even non-retro ones), so be prepared, this quiz is a realkiller....

May 22, 2025 · 3 min · 564 words · Joyce Christian

The Secret World still looks bloody amazing

The firstbatch of real screenshotsfor Funcom’sThe Secret Worldhas landed, and they’re making this unique “modern” MMO look rather splendid indeed. These screens follow theamazing trailerthat we posted a few days ago, and I must say that all the media released so far has left me very excited. I just hope this game does whatAge of Conannever managed and makes it to the Xbox 360. Funcom has repeatedly said that itsConanMMO was coming to the 360 but let’s face it, that probably won’t ever happen....

May 22, 2025 · 1 min · 106 words · Jason Adams

This five-minute-long Mercenaries 2 co-op walkthrough delivers

Some of you may recall a video forMercenaries 2: World in Flamesthat Iposted last month. I said “if this video doesn’t sell you on the game, nothing will.” Well, now we’ve got aneven bettervideo that will surely impress those of you who are looking forward to picking upMercs 2later this month. It’s a demonstration of the game’s drop-in/drop-out online co-op with plenty of “wow, that’s awesome” moments. Whatever you do, make sure you watch the section where the narrator goes Voltron on everybody’s asses by using his helicopter’s winch to pick up his friend’s tank....

May 22, 2025 · 1 min · 125 words · Joshua Roberts

This Week in Rock Band DLC: Crue Fest Track Pack and a freebie

OK, I get that everyone has different tastes. Really, I do. But why, Harmonix? Why follow upthe Pixies and Weezerwith Mötley Crüe, Papa Roach, and Trapt? I thought we were friends, man. Yeah, yeah, you’re kicking off yourRock BandTruck Tour, and you’ll be at Crüefest, which will make you look reallyedgyto the kind of people that go to Mötley Crüe concerts. But you’re also going to be at Lollapalooza and Vans Warped Tour!...

May 22, 2025 · 1 min · 174 words · Thomas Martin MD

This Week in Rock Band DLC: No Doubt’s The Singles 1992-2003

Remember those rumors about No Doubt heading to Rock Band? As it turns out, theywere totally true. 13 master tracks fromThe Singles 1992-2003will be released on Xbox LIVE and the PlayStation Network on December 9th and the 11th, respectively. All of the songs can be purchased together for 1600 Microsoft Points, or individually for the usual 160 Points each. Oh, and if you were wondering — yes, “New” and “Trapped in a Box” from the album arenotgoing to be included with this DLC for some reason....

May 22, 2025 · 1 min · 112 words · Sharon Smith

THQ reveals Warhammer 40K: Squad Command for DS, PSP

Strategy games and the Nintendo DS are a match made in heaven. Why we don’t see more of this type of game on the insanely popular handheld is beyond me. So when THQ announcedWarhammer 40,000: Squad Commandfor the DS and PSP earlier today, I was happy to say the least. Unfortunately,Squad Commandwill not be a real-time strategy game likeDawn of Warwas. Instead, it’s going to be a turn-based game. Oh well, beggars can’t be choosers, right?...

May 22, 2025 · 2 min · 247 words · Denise Bryant

Toys R’ Us giving you a free game after you buy two

Are you really backlogged on the games you need to play, but also strapped for cash? Yea, who isn’t? What’s the solution though? Theft? Selling drugs? Prostitution? I mean I’m a good looking guy, but I just don’t know if I can demean myself like that. If only there was a way to get at least one out of every three games for free gamers wouldn’t have to turn to prostitution in order to feed their habit....

May 22, 2025 · 1 min · 211 words · Jeffrey Johnson

Trailer for Rockstar’s Midnight Club: Los Angeles. Warning: spoilers!

It’s been awhile sincewe last heard anythingaboutMidnight Club: Los Angeles—Even though there wasn’t much info on the game when we first reported on it (re-defineness!). So it’s great to finally see this game in action. I’m sorry, did I say great? Actually, I meant to say f*ckinggorgeous! The level of detail on everything looks amazing. Not to mention that everything is super shiny! I’ll be looking forward to this game when it comes out....

May 22, 2025 · 1 min · 157 words · Amanda Curtis

Transformers: War for Cybertron demo on XBL right now

If you want to shoot Bumblebee in his stupid yellow head, you better hop onto Xbox Live double quick. A demo for High Moon Studios’Transformers: War for Cybertronwas launched this morning, giving everybody a taste of the robotic shooter. Check it out and see whyI’m so pleased about the game. Do take a look and let me know what you think. I really hope you enjoy it as much as I did — partly because I love it when people like the games I recommend, but mostly because I’m going to need to some multiplayer backup and I’ll be counting on Dtoiders to give it!...

May 22, 2025 · 1 min · 105 words · Kimberly Craig

Turn the lights on before looking at this M. Bison statue

This is one of those times where you get to look, but no touching is allowed. Your eyes are currently fixated upon the face of pure terror, brought to you in part by the folks at Pop Culture Shock. I was already borderline terrified of M. Bison thanks to some sketchy fan art that Google Image Search felt like showing me unprovoked; the devilish grin on this sculpt isn’t calming my fears....

May 22, 2025 · 1 min · 133 words · Brandon Hooper

Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 now available for iOS

Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3has hit the iOS today, published by Electronic Arts of all folks. Available on the App Store now for $6.99, the game’s listing mentions that it will feature “13 klassic warriors including Scorpion, Sub-Zero, and Sonya Blade.” If that’s to be believed (and why not?), it means this isn’t quite as “ultimate” as the originalUltimate Mortal Kombat 3, which featured more than 13 fighters. The good news is that the game was apparently designed to take advantage of the high-resolution Retina displays, so folks with iPhone 4s will be able to enjoy it in all of its glory....

May 22, 2025 · 1 min · 162 words · Amy Cruz

Valve selling official Left 4 Dead plushies, we want them

Show your love forLeft 4 Deadin the only way that matters — expensive novelty gift items. Valve updated its store with the first in a series of plushLeft 4 Deadtoys,a big cuddly Boomerfor your snorgling needs. D’aaawwwwr! At $49.99, however, the price certainly isn’t very cute. Fortunately, he takes batteries and will make sounds for the cash, so at least he’ll do more than just sit there. Even at the high cost, I’m going to have to really restrain myself when they bring out a Hunter....

May 22, 2025 · 1 min · 93 words · Barbara Chang