[vitaminh stumbled upon the greatest find on the Internet ever! More pages may show up in the future too! — CTZ] I know I’m not the only one eagerly awaiting the upcomingmovie based on the classic videogameAsteroids, so when some random pages from the script ended up in my mailbox, I knew I had to share. Keep in mind that this is a mere taste of the buffet of awesomeness we have to look forward to gorging ourselves on and, even though this is probably an early draft, there may beSPOILERS....

[Tune in toSaturday Morning Hangoverevery Saturday at 10am Pacific for the latest Xbox Live Indie Games, co-op play and assorted hijinks. Hosted byConrad Zimmerman,Jordan Devoreand the lovelyKatrina. We have a couch! Come join us live onDestructoid’s Twitch.tv channel!] After a weekend away at PAX, Jordan and I are back to entertain you once more (or at least offer a reasonable facsimile for entertainment). But just like every time you take a vacation, things start piling up, such as the over 40 titles released to Xbox Live Indie Games in the past two weeks for us to play demos of....

THQ has started to release theMetro: Last Lightgameplay demo is kindly showed us behind closed doors at E3 this year. I say “started” because it’s been broken into three parts and is getting drip-fed to the Internet. Because that’s not annoying at all. The demo was intended to show off Metro’s new engine, so it’s a little more action-heavy that one can expect the full game to be. It looks utterly gorgeous though and I have very, very high hopes....

Last weekhad not one, buttwelvepuzzles for you to peruse over in the past week, and I encourage you to go back and give them each a try if you haven’t yet. However, if you’re all caught up and ready for a few more mind teasers, then I’ve got another reader suggestion in the form of another “escape the room” genre game. DtoiderThe-Excelhas guided us to a flash game calledSwan’s Roomthat can be equally fun and frustrating....

There’s a special event taking place Universal Studios Japan (great theme park!) this summer, and it is a collaborative effort with Capcom and their Monster Hunter games. We’re not sure what’s going down there, but this park likes to do things big, so this could be something crazy. I know the graphic for the event (shown above) looks crazy. I hope it’s a MonHun ride.Andriasangsays that right now there’s ateaser page up at USJthat mentions the recreation of the game’s world, but doesn’t go into detail....

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Money. At the end of the day, money is what counts. We all need more money, right? Zynga has lots of money.Fckin’ lots of it. Man, Zynga, do you guys need a musician? I can write circles around the dip-shtty songs you have in your Facebook games. Call me. Oh, right. Where was I? Yes, Zynga. They have a new hire named Mark Turmell. Turmell was the creator of the beloved big-headed b-ball gameNBA Jam, as well asSmash TVandNFL Blitz....

If there’s one thing Sega is good at, it’s managing to shove out as many trailers for a game as humanly possible. I’ve lost track of the amount ofAliens vs. Predatorvideos we’ve posted on Destructoid, but I know it’s a lot. Still, this new one is pretty cool as it’s all about my favorite sci-fi monster — the Xenomorph. This gameplay trailer shows a slice of the Alien single-player campaign. As you’re able to see, our slobbering, phallic-headed friend has broken out of a Weyland-Yutani research facility and must free its siblings for some murderous chicanery....

Check outthe hotness, the first concept art forHalf-Life 2: Episode Three. This piece of art is part of the Into the Pixel exhibit which will take place at this year’s E for All Expo on October 3. Featuring what can only be Gordon Freeman facing off against a Combine Advisor in what appears to be a Citadel, this promises a climactic showdown with the grub-like masterminds of Earth’s enslavement. The exhibit which features this piece will be made of sixteen different pieces of videogame art from around the world....

See what you’ve done Sony? Do you see the carnage and hell you’ve unleashed? I hope you’re happy with yourselves.Lookat what my fellow New Yorkers have had to endure thanks to your piece of sh*t launch strategy. You can’t even handle a launch right at your own store: Outside the SonyStyle Store in Midtown Manhattan, several gamers voiced their disgust at the way the line was being managed, complaining of seeing their place in line move further back because of line jumpers....

I’m still having a hard time believing that Silicon Knights, the maker ofEternal DarknessandToo Human, is teaming up with Activision to bring usX-Men: Destiny. We don’t know what type of game it will be, who it’s about (other than unnamed new recruits), or what platforms it’ll hit. Even still, they have my attention merely because SK is developing. So bizarre. New York Comic-Con attendees can find out more at booth #1833, or at the Marvel Games Panel on Saturday, October 9, at 10:45 AM in Room 1A06....

Oh, extra life, how we adore thee. You’re always there to pick us back up when we have fallen. You’re always there to heal our every wound up good as new. You are a stalwart companion and an indispensible element in fighting the good fight even when the chips are down. Oh, extra life, how could we ever have lived (again) without you? We couldn’t. Could you imagine if the “extra life” was never realized?...

Last Thursday night, EA caught more than a few people off guard with theirreveal ofCrysis 1for PS3 and 360 on Gametrailers. It’s the same old game — you know, the one a lot of amateur PC gamers still can’t run — with some touch ups. Since then, it seems they’ve taken to referring to this release ofCrysisas C1C (Crysis1 Console). So, if you’ve yet to see the announcement trailer for C1C we’ve finally got it, so take a peek....