Guardian: These videogames are extreme pornography!

Film critic Mark Kermode wrote avery interesting articlerecently comparing the recent scares and controversies surrounding videogames to the similar scares and controversies that surrounded horror movies back in the 1980s. TheGuardian, by way of reactionary columnist Jaqueline Hunt, hasresponded to the article, missing the point entirely and bringing up the long-deadRapeLaycontroversy. In her article, “These videogames aren’t art, they’re extreme pornography,” Hunt focuses entirely on one game,RapeLay, to make her point, totally ignoring the existence of truly artistic games and choosing instead to vilify an entire medium based on this single anomalous title....

May 11, 2025 · 2 min · 245 words · Rachel Bishop

Hellgate: London making its triumphant return

It’s not every day you see the servers for a multiplayer game get turned back on after a period of total silence. In the case ofHellgate: London, the situation is even more special than that — a completely new company (HanbitSoft) is the one responsible for the game’s return. Originally developed by Flagship Studios, the new and (hopefully vastly) improved game that’s been worked on by T3 Entertainment since 2008 has undergone a slight change in name....

May 11, 2025 · 1 min · 173 words · Nicholas Shaw

Here are some new The Whispered World screenshots

It’s beena long timesince we’ve shared someThe Whispered Worldscreenshots or information with you guys. Deep Silver and Daedalic recently released three new images — I’ve included seven others that we’ve missed — and tossed out some hot new story information for the hand-drawn adventure title. The game stars a melancholy clown named Sadwick and his little buddy, Spot. Daedalic describes the adventure they’ll take on as “epic.” Apparently, a king needs something rather important and he sends a messenger to, uh, deliever a message....

May 11, 2025 · 5 min · 899 words · Cathy Chan

High school student, hammer arrested for creating in-game map of his school

According toFortBendNow, viaSlashdot, a high school student at Clements High School in Fort Bend, Texas was arrested (and expelled) for creating aCounterstrikemap that replicated the grounds of his school. The student in question apparently created the map as a free download used primarily by himself and his friends, but since administrators simply lack the ability to differentiate fiction from non-fiction, as soon as they stopped looking for the Quad Damage, they removed him from class....

May 11, 2025 · 1 min · 179 words · Vanessa Rowe

id Software’s Rage out September 2011

During itsRagepresentation today at QuakeCon, id Software’s creative director Tim Willits confirmed the release date for its hotly-anticipated first-person shooter. “When it’s done,” he said. Okay, just kidding. He didn’t say that. It’s out August 01, 2025 in the United States and May 15, 2025 in Europe. We have a few new screenshots ofRage, along with the rest of the QuakeCon game line-up,here.

May 11, 2025 · 1 min · 63 words · Gregory Galloway

iPhone review round-up: May

The iPhone isn’t just for looking at porn in the bathroom at work. It’s also for playing mediocre games that you’d be playing on an actual games console. I’m joking of course, because my iPod Touch is full of cool games and that’s why we’re always trying to push more App coverage out there for you. Anyway, this month (or last month, technically) saw a handful of decent games that we deigned to get our hands on and review....

May 11, 2025 · 5 min · 991 words · Christopher Bryan

Iron-Man of Gaming tournament: 100% Halo free!

TheCyberathlete Professional Leagueis hosting a new gaming tournament that will hopefully show that video games aren’t all first-person shooters, and that a real gamer should be skillful atallgenres. TheIron-Man of Gaming tournamentattempts to judge players on their skills over several genres of games from yesterday and today. This event, presented byScrewAttack.comandVideo Gamers League(a console-only group that holds tournaments at CPL events), will take place on August 30th through September 2nd, during the Summer 2007 CPL Championships in Dallas, Texas....

May 11, 2025 · 2 min · 239 words · Dylan Peck

Japanator.com offline, people take notice

I’m surprised people have been asking, but for those of you who don’t know, our sister site Japanator.com has been down since the night before last. For once, it’s not the site crashing. We’re not giving up on it, either. What’s happened is Niero and the team over in Miami is finally moving the site over to Elephant. A project some 800 years in the making (before community blogs, even!), we’ve been taking the weekend to try and make the site somewhat more functional, so that it doesn’t roll over and die every time we get hit by a digg....

May 11, 2025 · 1 min · 134 words · Matthew Smith

Latest Club Nintendo goodies unveiled

Up until this mini announcement, I had completely forgotten Club Nintendo even existed. I then went on to remember how I had never registered any of my Nintendo products before, and proceeded to wrack up enough Coins to get the neat poster set that’s now supposedly en route to my house. Here’s the tricky part — do I put the “Mario’s History” poster somewhere in my office, or like most cool things, should it go up in my bathroom?...

May 11, 2025 · 1 min · 81 words · Valerie Howell

Live Show: Chill Bros play Kirby’s Epic Yarn

Due to yesterdays success of playing Kirby while discussing wrestling and porn stars, we have decided to finish up and smang it for another day. Apparently you sick and distubbed individuals could not get enough of Kirby and his friend King Fluffer in the contraversalNintendo Wiigame,Kirby’s Epic Yarn. Hang out with Destructoid Chill Bros onJustin.tv/Destructoidevery weekday at 4PM Pacific and 12PM Pacific on weekends. Check out Venom, Carnage, and Pico’s wildvideosthat happen live everyday from the Destructoid headquarters in San Francisco, CA....

May 11, 2025 · 1 min · 109 words · Lauren Cunningham

Live Show: More bad voice-acting in Parasite Eve II

[Backlogis the ongoing quest to rid Conrad Zimmerman’s collection of unfinished games. As voted on by the Destructoid community, Conrad plays each game from start to finish live onDestructoid’s Justin.tv channelevery weeknight at 8pm Pacific] Parasite Eve IIhas very little actual voice-acting in it. Someone said, “Freeze!” right at the beginning and I think that’s pretty much all there actually is. So, I’ve been taking it on myself to perform the roles of Aya Brea, Kyle Madigan and everyone else in the game....

May 11, 2025 · 1 min · 178 words · Crystal Cortez

Lock’s Quest developer announcing new game on December 5

If you read ourDestructoid review ofLock’s Quest, then you’ll know that I am a definite fan of 5th Cell’s excellentTower Defensestyle strategy game. It is with great interest then, that I hear 5th Cell will be hopping into bed with IGN to announce a brand new videogame. With games likeDrawn to LifeandLock’s Quest, 5th Cell makes some pretty interesting titles, and the underrated developer is promising that this new one will commit to the studio’s goals of bringing new and innovative things to gamers....

May 11, 2025 · 1 min · 149 words · Matthew Gray

Mass Effect 2: Legion, enemies, and Garrus oh my!

If you’re hot forMass Effect 2media, chances are you’ve already seen what’s in the gallery. A total of nine screenshots that accompanied apreviewablebuild of the game hit the wire again this morning, featuring the disconnected Geth named Legion as well as everyone’s favorite future cop Garrus. Even some of thenew enemiesrecently detailed made it into the batch. A tight shot of a Collector and a massive Reaper-enhanced robot can be witnessed by your eye holes if you so desire....

May 11, 2025 · 1 min · 144 words · Krystal Vasquez