Gears of War 2’s ‘Dark Corners’ and ‘All Fronts’ DLC out now

In case you forgot, a bunch of downloadable content forGears of War 2is dropping today. There’s the “Dark Corners” pack and the “All Fronts Collection.” The DLC costs $15 and $20 respectively, so if you know what they entail, hit those links to start downloading. For everyone else, here’s a quick refresher. “Dark Corners” contains both a single-player chapter called “Road to Ruin” in which Marcus and Dom dress up as Theron Guards and actall sneaky like....

May 13, 2025 · 1 min · 177 words · Shari Andrews

Get an erection in seconds! Watch Bayonetta video

The folks at Gamekyo uploaded seven seconds ofBayonettafootage that tells you all you need to know about Platinum Games’ beautiful and sexy console title. Yes, it’s just one short clip of Bayonetta kicking a demon into an iron maiden, but that’s literally all that needs to be done in order to sell this game. You run that as a TV commercial, and you’ve got a perfect commercial. There are also a few more images from the saucy game to check out....

May 13, 2025 · 1 min · 105 words · Yvonne Vaughan

Get into a fight at Destructoid, win a Razer fight pad

Bored this weekend? Get into a fight atFight.destructoid.com! We’ve launched a streamlined way to challenge other players online to friendly wagered competitions of variousXbox 360andPlaystation 3games, as well asStarcraft II. By challenging your friends to competitive games such asMarvel vs Capcom 3orFight Night Round 4, you’re able to wager points to the winner of head to head or tournament style competitions. You will then be able to trade these points in for prizes as they become available!...

May 13, 2025 · 1 min · 151 words · Kimberly Turner

GP editorial: ‘Jack Thompson a curious choice for freedom award’

Just in case you missed all the fun, GamePolitics (a site run by perhaps the only guy who could ever claim to be a “games journalist” seriously) recentlyran an editorialquestioning the state of Utah’s funny decision to name Jack Thompson a hero at its Freedom Festival awards. Jack was honored for personifying American values of family, freedom, God and country. Most of us honor him for being “a bit of a tit....

May 13, 2025 · 2 min · 415 words · Brian Juarez

Guitar Hero II song packs expensive: We are part of the problem

TheGuitar Hero II360 song packs went live today — three songs per pack, each pack is 500 points. That’s like, six dollars and change for three songs. In some cases, songs you might not even want. Pack 1: Bark at the Moon, Hey You, Ace of SpadesPack 2: Killer Queen, Take it Off, FrankensteinPack 3: Higher Ground, Infected, Stellar These are all tracks from the originalGuitar Hero; while it should be noted that the songs do containGuitar Hero IIstyle co-op tracks (bass or rhythm guitar are playable), it’s of little consolation....

May 13, 2025 · 1 min · 197 words · Joseph Bridges

Hal Halpin tackles the ‘Anti-Streaming Bill’

There has beengrowing concern over Bill S.978, a proposed “Anti-Streaming” bill that seeks to make felons of those who stream live entertainment without the permission of license holders. The concerns have extended to gamers, many of whom enjoy watching live plays of popular games, and now wonder if those who stream could face fines or jail in the future. Destructoid spoke to Hal Halpin, founder of theEntertainment Consumer Associationand long-time gamer advocate, about the bill....

May 13, 2025 · 5 min · 911 words · Amy Ferguson

Halo Avatar clothes spotted

Avatars are some sexy beasts. I’ve got mine decked out in nerd chic right now, but I’m thinking about switching over to somenice summer duds. It’s these important decisions that make life worth living, really. The clothes I really want my Avatar to wear though are the ones that show my gamer pride. Like, if I was a bigHalofan I’d want someHaloshirts, shoes, pants and a Master Chief helmet. While the latter may never come the rest arealready around, you just have to be a Microsoft employee to have them....

May 13, 2025 · 1 min · 163 words · Katie Wolfe

Halo Wars goes gold, Microsoft celebrates with documentary, screens, demo info

Microsoft Games Studios and Ensemble Studios are excited because they’re done withHalo Wars. That’s right, finished — the game has gone gold, which means it’s off somewhere being made for public consumption. This means the game is all set for its March 3 North American release, and we shouldn’t expect any delays.TheHalo Warsdemo will be available on Xbox LIVE at the very specific date and time of February 5 at 2 o’clock in the morning, Pacific....

May 13, 2025 · 2 min · 342 words · Ryan Rodriguez

Halo Wars ‘Strategic Options’ announced, detailed

Earlier today, Microsoft announced “Strategic Options,” a downloadable add-on to Ensemble’sHalo Wars. “Strategic Options” is basic expansionary content that adds three new modes of play to the main game: Keepaway, Tug of War, and Reinforcement. Let’s explore, shall we? Keepaway Mode is essentially Capture the Flag, except the flag is a “free-roaming” Forerunner Sentinel. If you grab it a total of three times, you win. Tug of War mode sounds funny: build a huge army and crush your opponent....

May 13, 2025 · 2 min · 217 words · Jennifer Sanchez

Halo: Reach owners getting unreadable discs (again!)

Following on from yesterday’s co-op problems, a number of Xbox 360 users arenowcomplaining that they’re getting disc-read-errors when attempting to playHalo: Reach. Oh dear. This is actually quite a nostalgic issue, asHalo 3: ODSTsuffered from the exact same issue, andHalo 3was pretty famous for scratched or otherwisecompletely unreadablecopies. What is Bungiedoingto these games that are causing so many of them to screw up? Are they making cats lick the discs? That’s the only reasonable thing I can think of....

May 13, 2025 · 1 min · 128 words · Cindy Travis

Here’s what the fans picked for Radiant Historia’s CD art

I may have played, beaten, and reviewed Atlus’ upcoming DS RPGRadiant Historia, but I had no idea what the box art, packaging and included music CD would look like. When I get preview code, it’s on an ulgy grey, bulky re-writable ROM that protrudes out of the back of my DS. Seeing what fans picked for in an Atlus poll for the CD art makes up for the weeks that I suffered with that ugliness....

May 13, 2025 · 1 min · 149 words · Andrew Bush

Hey, dicktits: Beat your friends’ Bulletstorm demo scores

Epic Games knew what it was doing when it decided to packGears of War 3multiplayer beta access into retail copies of People Can Fly’s upcoming shooter,Bulletstorm— it was trying to get your attention. It worked in the case of 21-year-old David Walker Jr., who hadn’t become interested in the foul-mouthed, over-the-top shooter until he learned he’d be able to hop on theGears 3beta train. It was enough to get him downloading the demo for the game as soon as it hit Xbox Live Marketplace just one week ago....

May 13, 2025 · 6 min · 1261 words · Thomas Osborne

High Voltage teases a big announcement soon

The guys at High Voltage have been a bit silent since E3 and the launch ofThe Conduit. After announcingThe GrinderandGladiator A.D.I’m sure they’re hard at work actually developing those games, but it seems they’ve gotsome news coming up. In all likelihood the announcement will be something forThe Grinder, but maybe they’re working on some big new game based on a massive franchise. Remember, before High Voltage got all big and famous with their attempts to actually develop good games on the Wii they were best known for their licensed games....

May 13, 2025 · 1 min · 119 words · William Davis