Podtoid 166: Toddler Semen Farm

This week’s Podtoid has been a technological disaster. The first episode we recorded simply didn’t record. As for this one … well, it’s 1:15am as this is being typed and I would like to just die. That attitude is carried over nicely into the show. Tara couldn’t make it to our re-recording, and Jonathan was late, so most of the episode is Max and I muttering nonsense, talking about Aliens toys, and answering listener questions....

May 24, 2025 · 1 min · 94 words · Charles Davis

Poison Ivy slithers her way into Batman:Arkham Asylum

To sum it up in a word: damnnnnnn. That’s Poison Ivy, alright. It was announced today that the redheaded villain will be making an apperance in the delicious-lookingBatman: Arkham Asylum. The picture above is an example of her in-game model, which you can see the full length shot of in the gallery. You can also hit the jump and check out a video of her in action. I love how her new outfit consists of a thong bikini and a top she’s about to bust out of....

May 24, 2025 · 1 min · 159 words · Donna Lowe

Presenting Aksys Games’ Press Release Theater

Aksys Games is celebrating a win in the recent Nintendo Power Awards in the category of “Best Story” forNine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors. Generally, when something like this happens, we get sent a press release from the company boasting about their accolades. And often these press releases are ignored in favor of things which are, well,actual news.

May 24, 2025 · 1 min · 58 words · Francisco Adams

Preview: DC Universe Online character creation

Last week, I had the opportunity to visit Sony Online Entertainment’s studios in Austin and see the work they’ve been doing onDC Universe Online. During my time there, I was given the opportunity to play four solid hours of an internal beta starting from character creation. I’ll be talking more about the experience of playing the first few hours of the game in another preview. Since this is the first chance we’ve had to get a good look at the options for building heroes and villains in the game, I thought it best to chronicle the creation of my own mighty villain....

May 24, 2025 · 5 min · 912 words · Jesse Flynn

Pro motocross riders appearing in MX vs ATV Reflex

MX vs. ATV Reflexis set to feature a number of professional motocross riders. Ricky Carmichael, Jeremy McGrath, Josh Grant, Ryan Villopoto and more will be available for players to race as or against. The above video shows the pro riders talking about what it’s like to race in real life and how excited that they’re getting paid to appear in the game. Brad Rice got to seeMX vs. ATV Reflexand he enjoyed his time with the game....

May 24, 2025 · 1 min · 108 words · Dawn Black

PS3 version of Braid confirmed for Europe and North America

The German-based ratings board USK can’t tell a lie, although, we’re guessing worldwide publishers wouldn’t mind if their secret games stayed secret until they announced them. Recently, theUSK dished out a rating for a PlayStation 3 versionof the once-Xbox-LIVE-exclusive-platformer,Braid. We were skeptical when the news hit and reached out to Jonathan Blow for comment/clarification/confirmation. He told us he would have to refer the PlayStation 3 question to Hothead Games, the publisher ofBraid....

May 24, 2025 · 1 min · 138 words · Willie Campbell

PSA: Plain Sight is on Steam right now

Beatnik Games’Plain Sightis a title I’ve been interested in for years. It’s been a long time since I first glimpsed the suicidal robot deathmatch title, but after such a lengthy wait, the game has finally released on Steam today for $9.99. In case you’re unfamiliar withPlain Sight, it’s a game in which players lock onto their opponents and run them through with a katana. Players collect energy with each kill, and the energy multiplies for as long as the kill streak is active....

May 24, 2025 · 1 min · 166 words · Eric Harris

Quick! Check your e-mail: Bungie issuing Halo 3 beta registrations this week

Bungiealso confirms how the beta passes that ship withCrackdownwill work: When theHalo 3multiplayer beta surfaces in spring 2007, those owners ofCrackdownthat have access to an Xbox 360 Pro console or an Xbox 360 Core console with hard drive and a valid Xbox Live Gold subscription simply need to load their copy ofCrackdowninto Xbox 360 and use the disc as a key to download the beta from Xbox Live Marketplace and join the battle inHalo 3multiplayer....

May 24, 2025 · 1 min · 131 words · Rachel Alvarez

Ratchet & Clank figures available this holiday

I love me some Ratchet & Clank. Could you not tell in my review for the duo’s latest exploits,A Crack in Time? So imagine how thrilled I was when I flipped through the instruction manual for my retail copy of the game to find an ad for a line-up of Ratchet & Clank figures. Set to hit stores this December, “Series 1” will feature the following sets: The figures will be available for purchase in stores and throughDC Direct, which is claiming a December 2 release....

May 24, 2025 · 1 min · 91 words · Amber Mathews

Red Faction: Armageddon impressions

THQ had a brief demonstration of the next iteration in theRed Factionseries, subtitledArmageddon, at E3 last week and I made sure to take the opportunity to see it. Set two generations after the events ofGuerrilla, the Martian colony has moved back from the ruined surface of the planet and rebuilt underground. Now they find themselves under attack by a previously unknown race of creatures which has overrun and infected the colony in a short 72-hour span....

May 24, 2025 · 3 min · 497 words · Melissa Reid

Red Orchestra 2 PC specs and box art revealed

According to theRed Orchestra 2box art, snipers and hidden precision shots come first in Russia. While in the West, we’d rather like to go full-auto and maybe, just maybe, get up close and personal to stab someone with a bayonet attachment. Or are these the classes that are getting shot first? So many questions! Luckily most of us will be able to do both sniping and assault from the looks of these very reasonable PC specs....

May 24, 2025 · 1 min · 101 words · Denise Walker

Respawn Entertainment’s game will be multiplatform

(In honor of the upcomingRally to Restore Sanity/March to Keep Fear AliveI shall deliver all the news this weekend twice: First the sane way, and then the fear way. It’s the weekend, I get to do stuff like this (I hope… please don’t fire me). Sane:I’m pretty sure that everyone is pretty excited for whatever Respawn Entertainment, the company founded byInfinity Ward ex-bosses, is going to put out as their first game....

May 24, 2025 · 2 min · 220 words · Darlene Phillips MD

RetroforceGO! recording episode 51 tonight: Neo-retro games

Topher is out this week (fighting crime, natch!), so that means another show post from your friendChadusing the saucy bitch that is MS Paint. Ah, MS Paint, I love you so. You are about as user-friendly as a Speak & Spell and as classy as a glass of white zinfandel on ice. With a straw. On tonight’s RetroforceGO! we have replaced Topher with Rev Anthony to talk aboutneo-retro games. What are “neo-retro games,” you ask?...

May 24, 2025 · 1 min · 211 words · Laura Heath