The Heavy becomes The Spy

This is just great. It’s like Gmodexpo crossedAdventure TimeorRocko’s Modern Life’sinsane randomness withTeam Fortress 2. I love the Internet.

May 26, 2025 · 1 min · 19 words · Rebecca Rodriguez

The Week in Rock Band DLC: Rush’s Moving Pictures (no, really!) and more

After the long delay, next week we’ll finally be seeing the release of Rush’s classic albumMoving Pictureson the Rock Band music store. The entire album will cost $10.99 (880 Microsoft Points), and individual tracks can be snagged for $1.99 (160 MS Points). More info on the album can be found inour original announcement post, which went up eight years ago, before Harmonix and MTV Games delayed the release and made gamers cry....

May 26, 2025 · 1 min · 126 words · Christopher Johnson

The Witcher 2 impresses enough to assassinate kings

MissHollie Bennettand I grabbed the opportunity to see CD Projekt RED show offThe Witcher 2: Assassins of Kingsthe other day. The first game was a big hit with PC gamers although I always got the feeling it picked up slowly as people discovered how amazing it was. Which was probably a good thing as it initially suffered from enormous loading times and quite a few bugs that have since been fixed in multiple updates and an Enhanced Edition....

May 26, 2025 · 9 min · 1839 words · John Clark

There will be no PixelJunk Shooter soundtrack release

High Frequency Bandwidth, the guys who created the critically acclaimed soundtrack toPixelJunk Shooter, have announced that there will not be an official soundtrack release. Sucks, right? Not quite. Turns out that all of the tracks used forPixelJunk Shooterwill be released as part of the groups first full album, “Hell Fire and Brimstone.” They’ll make up six of the seventeen tracks on the release, which is currently scheduled for release in early July....

May 26, 2025 · 1 min · 72 words · Laura Martin

These are your controls for Pandora’s Tower

Who wants evenmoredeetson that Wii game Nintendo of Japan doesn’t want to share? In addition to the box art and a few super tiny direct-feed screens (found at the link below), we now know that players will have the option of using the Wii Remote-Nunchuk setup or the Classic Controller. Your main weapon,the Orichalcum Chain, will have various uses aside from harvesting flesh from slain beasts. They include restraining enemies so that you may attack with another weapon, latching onto walls, swinging from hooks, and manipulating switches....

May 26, 2025 · 1 min · 126 words · Bianca Vincent

Thexder Neo launches for PSP, has a trailer and screens

If you’re going to buy one game for your shiny, expensive PSPgo system today, then heavily considerThexder Neo, Square Enix’s downloadable remake of the 1985 sidescrolling classic. It features a jet that transforms into a robot, and that’s just wonderful. Judging by the trailer,Thexder Neowill provide some simple, classic, old school shooting, but with a fresh coat of paint. We need more of that on the PSP, please! I think this may very well deserve a day one purchase from me....

May 26, 2025 · 1 min · 99 words · Samantha Ruiz

This Saints Row: The Third video will cost you up to $60

Volition unleashed a lengthy developer walkthrough ofSaints Row: The Third‘s gameplay, and it’s simply ridiculous. It shows that Volition knows what makes an open world game actuallyfunto play, and that they are seemingly putting everything we’ve ever wanted in an open world game into the newSaints Row. Ridiculous melee combat with wrestling moves, crotch punching, and dildo bats? Yes please! Tanks that don’t suck, a vehicle with a mancannon, and VTOL fighter jets with lasers, lock-on missiles, and Bayformers sounds?...

May 26, 2025 · 1 min · 135 words · Patrick Green

Turns out Catherine has a multiplayer mode

Hey, remember when I said that this post aboutCatherine‘s retail bonuses would be the last time I’d gush like a hype-addled fanboy? Apparently I wrong, becausea surprise reveal inFamitsudetailsCatherine‘s out-of-story gameplay modes, as well as multiplayer and online functionality.Catherine can take more than one dude at a time!Wait, I think that came out wrong. Catherinehas several gameplay modes. The main story is called “Golden Theater”, named for an in-game show hosted by Midnight Venus, a six-headed woman wearing a giant red afro....

May 26, 2025 · 2 min · 231 words · Shelly Smith

UK Charts: Halo: Reach edges out Sports Champions

Unsurprisingly,Halo: Reachhas ascended to the top of the charts, followed closely by PlayStation Move “launch” titleSports Champions.Mafia IIhas been knocked down to third place after enjoying quite a nice little run at number one. Not a lot else has happened this week.Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sandshas had a strange climb to fifth place, but otherwise, nothing really worth talking about. Hit the jump for the usual names and numbers, in any case....

May 26, 2025 · 1 min · 73 words · William Navarro

UK games industry to get tax credits?

The game industry has today been highlighted by the British Government as a possible beneficiary offilm-style tax credits. As part of its “Creative Britain” initiative, Labour is looking into the benefits of encouraging creative industries and raising awareness of the R&D tax credit scheme already in place for game developers. Secretary of state for culture media and sport, Andy Burnham, announced the initiative, and the study is also set to look into aiding the development of next generation broadband....

May 26, 2025 · 1 min · 198 words · Timothy Shaw

Uwe Boll making ANOTHER BloodRayne movie

It’s the moment we hoped would never come, but it’s been confirmed and now we have to deal with it. The worst thing to come out of Germany since the Third Reich is making another straight-to-DVDBloodRaynemovie. Kristanna Loken will return as the titular vampire in Uwe Boll’s latest disasterpiece,BloodRayne 3: Warhammer. This will officially mean thatBloodRaynenow has more movies than it does games. What happens in this situation? Does it meanBloodRayneis now more of a movie franchise than a game?...

May 26, 2025 · 1 min · 159 words · Justin Mitchell

Valve acquires Turtle Rock Studios, eats brains

Today, Valve has announced the acquisition of Turtle Rock Studios, the Orange County-based development house behind the upcoming zombie-slaughtering cooperative first-person shooter,Left 4 Dead. The formerly independent studio has had a long relationship with Valve, having developed the Xbox port ofCounter-Strike, as well as a number maps forCounter-Strike: Source. Turtle Rock were also responsible for the the AI of the highly-intelligentCounter-Strikebots, experience which will hopefully translate into an army of frighteningly cognizant undead foes and allies....

May 26, 2025 · 1 min · 129 words · Richard Alexander

Valve says digital pricing can change ‘without penalty’

Valve’s Steam platform is pretty much the biggest player in digital distribution right now. They dominate the market in ways that getRandy Pitchford’s underwear in knots. One of the reasons they stand on top of the pile is that they often sell to PC gamers in ways that makes piracy look like the less favorable option, as opposed to trying weird crackdowns that only inflame our wrath. Another way they do it is by taking advantage of digital distribution’s unique qualities, like with those ridiculous one-weekend Steam sales that offer kickass games for a song....

May 26, 2025 · 2 min · 333 words · Kevin King