OutRun: Online Arcade launched, so here’s some launch stuff

If you didn’t already know, Sega’sOutRun: Online Arcadeis now available on Xbox LIVE Arcade. (Go figure.) It’s a racing title that doesn’t mess with realistic physics or conventional rewards. Whenever you do something hot — like sliding for half a mile — your lady passenger’s heart goes aflutter. Almost literally. you may check out the game in picture form in the gallery or hit the break for a special launch trailer....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 126 words · Susan Osborne

Owning RapeLay might be a federal offense

Time to start scrubbing those hard drives, kids. A recent article over atGamesPoliticssuggests that owners of the controversial hentai title,RapeLay, could be found guilty of possessing child pornography in US courts. This stems from a recent decision by the 4th US District Court of Appeals where the court refused to hear the appeal of Dwight Whorley of Virginia. While Whorley was convicted for possession of very real pornography of very real children, he was also charged on account of owning manga which depicted children and animals engaged in sexual acts....

May 30, 2025 · 2 min · 250 words · Amanda Harrison

Paid level downloads coming to LittleBigPlanet PSP

It looks likeLittleBigPlanetcould be making mad bank for Sony when it launches on the PSP, if the promise of “Purchased Levels” turns out to be what it sounds like. The menu itemwas shown offat a recent Sony event, along with “Story Levels” and “Downloaded Levels.” The PS3 version of the game has experimented with this before, having sold aMetal Gear Solidpack that contained five levels and new mini games, along with the popular paint gun....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 151 words · Michael Wilson

Parasitic patent troll pimpslapped by Electronic Arts

Patent trollTim Langdell— a man who has made a career out of trying to sue companies who use the word “edge” — was beaten by Electronic Arts after a short legal battle. The court declared that not only did EA have the rights to the nameMirror’s Edge, but that Langdell’s business practices could warrant further criminal charges. Langdell has been accused by the court of making fraudulent claims to the US Patent and Trademark Office....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 182 words · Margaret Bradley

PAX: Holy sh*t! I’m in a DeLorean time machine!

From the time I first sawBack to the Future, I have wanted a DeLorean. Completely impractical (from a maintenance/financial standpoint) and completely awesome, it’s pretty much the coolest car ever designed. Except, of course, for a DeLorean which has been converted into a time machine. At PAX today, I had the opportunity to sit inside a replica of Doctor Emmett Brown’s DeLorean and talk with Dennis Lenart of Telltale Games about their upcomingBack to the Futureepisodic game series....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 143 words · Crystal Martinez

Persona 3 Portable gets a hot Web site

Persona 3is set to go portable this summer, and if you’ve readour previewson the upcoming Atlus RPG, you’ll know that we’re hot for it. There’s a newwebsite forPersona 3 Portablenow. There you’ll find a countdown timer for its July 6th release. Only 98 days away! You’ll also find an update onwhat’s newin this remake, and new screenshots are included.Tziah 136F! It looks like Atlus is time-releasing goodies on theirMediapage. There’s one wallpaper up now, and it looks like there will be five more coming over time....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 125 words · Maria Brown

Persona 4 mentioned in Atlus company profile

IfPersona 3was one of your favorite titles of 2007, this ought to come as welcome news. In Atlus’ recent company profile, they mention several titles scheduled for next year, including a sequel toEtrian OdysseyandPersona 4. The latter is listed as a PS2 game however, so it looks like the title will not be making the jump to next-gen consoles. This may be disappointing news to some, but seeing as howPersona 3performed quite well in Japan and is very popular there, it may not phase most gamers....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 142 words · Terrance Gardner

Phallic-headed wonders: New screens for Aliens: Colonial Marines look sexy

CVGhave somenew (REAL) screensof Sega’s tactical xenomorph shooter,Aliens: Colonial Marines. While the first proposed “scans” were most likely fake, these new ones are the real deal and look hotter than the mother of all MILFs, the Alien Queen herself. The xenomorphs, arguably the stars of the show, look gorgeous, with just the right level of detail and shiny sleekness to bring Giger’s nightmarish phallic creations to life. The environments also promise a moody and, dare I say it, scary atmosphere....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 167 words · Charles Gillespie

Piracy Education: Don’t Copy That Floppy!

Cha’ I know it’s old – you can friggin tell it was made in the early 90s. Never has there been a lamer attack on piracy than this 9 minute monster featuring a hip hop artist who warns kids that their piracy of floppy games is ‘welcoming the end of the computer age.’ To further convince you the video shows interviews with companies telling you how hard it is to make their floppy disk sized games....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 106 words · Mary Garcia

Plan on the APB beta starting up in weeks, not months

My village eldersoften spokeabout the mysterious Realtime Worlds-developedAPB, and how one day, according to the legends, the beta version of the game would finally be available to those who wanted to play it as well as those whoregistered themselvesfor the beta just for the hell of it. That day, according to the latest word from PAX 2009, will be coming sooner than you may think. Chris Collinstold Eurogamerthat the closed beta is “weeks rather than months away from starting....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 112 words · Tiffany Dean

Playing With Yourself: Playing In My Mind

[Editor’s note: Daxelman tells us about his active imagination for his Playing With YourselfMonthly Musingpiece. — CTZ] Playing with myself. Where can I start with this? Do I start with my first real gaming experience that started me down the path, which I am currently still traversing towards this day. Or do I just sit down and talk about how single-player games and play times have affected my entire life all together?...

May 30, 2025 · 4 min · 747 words · Anthony Morrison

PlayStation Plus subscribers get DC Universe beta

May 30, 2025 · 0 min · 0 words · Jordan Williams

Postpartum Impressions: Super Mario Galaxy

We’ve all been there: a new game is forthcoming and your anticipation has pushed you to the brink of insanity. The wait is absolutely intolerable until that fateful morning rolls around when you haul your ass to the store, pick up your game, nearly slay hundreds of women and children in your savage death-race back home, and pop in the disc. The experience is euphoric. The waiting has payed off.Best game ever....

May 30, 2025 · 7 min · 1411 words · Suzanne Kennedy