Dynasty Warriors 6 announced for PS3: Sterling faps like mad

Life is unpredictable, but of some things we can be certain – the Sun will set tomorrow, winter shall follow fall and Koei will always,alwaysannounce a newDynasty Warriorssequel. After teasing with spin-offs, the kings of repetition at Koei haveofficially statedthat the new-genDynasty Warriors 6is hitting the PlayStation 3 soon. Currently in development, my favorite button masher will see a Japanese release in the fall, as announced at the PlayStation Premier event in Tokyo....

June 6, 2025 · 1 min · 166 words · Patrick Dickerson

Dynasty Warriors Vs. coming to 3DS in 2012

By far the only interesting part of Nintendo’s 3DS press conference last night was the announcement of a newDynasty Warriorstitle. This is afactthat has been confirmed byscience. Dynasty Warriors Vs.is a new portable hack n’ slasher designed for four-player competitive gaming. Each player gets three generals, and they have to take over territory on the map before siezing the opposing player’s headquarters. The map is broken into squares on the bottom screen, color-coded by player occupation, and gameplay consists of the familiar button-mashing we’re used to....

June 6, 2025 · 1 min · 124 words · Jonathan Foster

E3 09: New Super Mario Bros. Wii is a breath of fresh air

With all the fancy 3D games and their complicated controls coming out lately, sometimes it is nice to see something with some clean, simple sensibilities in mind. This refreshing, retro way of thinking is never more evident than in thejust announcedNew Super Mario Bros. Wii.When I first heard the announcement of this game at yesterday’s Nintendo press conference, I have to admit, I was a little nervous. Because of its decidedly uncreative name, I thoughtNew Super Mario Bros....

June 6, 2025 · 3 min · 428 words · Joel Anderson

E3 10: Steel Series headset gives ‘an orgasmic feeling’

Following a brief introduction to Steel Series at CES back in January, I had admittedly become quite the fan. Steel Series makes a variety of accessories directed at the hardcore/pro-gaming community, including mice, keyboards, mouse mats and headsets. The already large range of headsets is now to grow even further with the E3 announcement of their newest line designed for the Xbox 360. So sit back and enjoy as I spend some time with the enigmatic (if not very mean) Dutch CMO, Kim Rom, as we take a look at one of the newest headsets....

June 6, 2025 · 1 min · 116 words · Susan Thomas

E3: All our hands-on and previews from E3 so far!

We’re just a day into E3 and we have a heaping helping of previews, hands-on and videos of games we’ve seen on the show floor! We have so much more on the way thanks to the awesome Dtoid staff in Los Angeles this week. We pretty much have every game covered, actually! Here’s what we got so far, including Wii U and PlayStation Vita hands-ons! Keep coming back to this page for updates throughout the week....

June 6, 2025 · 2 min · 244 words · April Moreno

El Shaddai has been delayed to August 16

Ignition has had to delayEl Shaddaito August 16, pushed back from its original date of July 26. “Unforeseen logistical issues” have been named as the reason for this surprisingly late postponement notice. European gamers will be pleased to know that the date for PAL territories is unchanged. It will be available August 06, 2025, as originally planned.

June 6, 2025 · 1 min · 57 words · Michael Collins

Europe gets Super Paper Mario in September … are we meant to be grateful?

I apologize for the negativity of my demeanour today, but the corporations are doing plenty to get on my nerves lately, like this ‘gift’ from Nintendo. After months and months andmonthsof waiting, the system thatstilldoesn’t have the full launch lineup of games in the PAL territories is finally providing us withSuper Paper Mario.On September 14th. Yeah, thanks for that. It’s not like certain other consoles are providing near-simultaneous worldwide releases consistently while you drag your heels giving us one game worth playing on your accursed machine, is it?...

June 6, 2025 · 4 min · 844 words · Christopher Powers

Exclusive: Just Cause 2 kicks reason to the curb

Want to blow up a fighter jet inJust Cause 2? You could do it using a plane but that’s something a stupid normal person would do.Just Cause 2offers you multiple ways of destroying objects including a way only an awesome insane person would do it. As the above exclusiveJust Cause 2trailer demonstrates, doing things the crazy is a lot more fun. So long as you have strong legs that is....

June 6, 2025 · 1 min · 70 words · Melissa Coleman

Exclusive: Sam & Max Season Two wallpaper

Do you likeSam & Max? Do you like wallpapers? Do you like Destructoid exclusives? If you answer those three probing questions with a resounding “yes,” then you’re a very lucky goblin this morning, as we can offer you this delightfulSam & Max: Season Twowallpaper exclusively for ten thousand dollars a download. Simply paypaljim @ destructoid.comthe low, low price of ten thousand dollars (plus $9.99 download fee, of course) and you too can have a picture on your computer that sits behind your desktop icons....

June 6, 2025 · 1 min · 134 words · Dr. Courtney Wright

Exclusive: Two Worlds II trailers make fun of Two Worlds

Two Worldswasn’t too hot. I know it. You know it. The people who made the game know it. One person who definitely knows it is villainous henchman Sordahon, who gave up the life of a mysterious brooding thrall to become a mysterious brooding resident of Midlothian. These live-action trailers (one above, one after the jump), exclusive to Destructoid, tell the story of Sordahon as he comes to terms with being in a game that absolutely sucked....

June 6, 2025 · 1 min · 124 words · Brian Estrada

Fable III confirmed yet again

Fable IIIis a real thing. Weeks ago, British television personality Jonathan Rossinadvertently confirmed the gamewhen he mentioned doing voice work for it via the ever-troublesome social networking tool Twitter. Lionhead Studios essentially confirmed it as well with the release ofFable IIdownloadable content ‘See the Future’ — a scrap of content aimed at giving fans a glimpse of where the series is headed. Now, we have an exciting new affirmation, and it’s just about as odd as the initial confirmation of the title: a wedding announcement....

June 6, 2025 · 1 min · 163 words · Wesley Baker

Fanboy Friday: Crank Dat Soulja Boy Edition

Each week, Fanboy Friday takes a look at some of the most ridiculous, asinine, and unintentionally hilarious comments made by fanboys from a variety of gaming sites. Alright, so E3 is coming up in a couple weeks, which is exciting. What is not exciting is that, in the weeks leading up to E3, there’s usually no major game releases or really any major news that gets the fanboys all riled up, and that means I don’t have a ton of material to work with....

June 6, 2025 · 2 min · 293 words · Susan Mcdonald

Final Fantasy VI’s ‘Dancing Mad’, a critical analysis

[Editor’s Note: We’re not just a (rad) news site — we also publish opinions/editorials from our community & employees like this one, though be aware it may not jive with the opinions of Destructoid as a whole, or how our moms raised us. Want to post your own article in response? Publish it now on ourcommunity blogs.] One thing I’m grateful for in my life is growing up with a background in classical music appreciation....

June 6, 2025 · 10 min · 2062 words · Michael Jones