Blood Bowl hitting DS, we post screenshots of this thing

So far, we’ve seen plenty ofBlood Bowlfor the PC and Xbox 360. However, the Games Workshop-based fantasy sports title is also heading to both major handhelds, and today Cyanide has shown what the DS version will look like. Take a look for yourself in our gallery. It’s standard practice for DS versions of console games to change the whole art style and provide something “cuter,” but it seems that Cyanide is trying to keep the look and feel of the larger game as much as possible....

July 1, 2025 · 1 min · 132 words · Ernest Clarke

BloodRayne: Betrayal screens are quite squirty

Here’s a new batch ofBloodRayne: Betrayalscreens that show Rayne in my favorite situation — at the end of a long, thick jet of spurting liquid. That’s a freebie for the people who have me on Google Alerts for sexist comments. In all seriousness, these screens look pretty damn gorgeous. I can’t wait to get ahold of this one and I expect beautiful things from WayForward. Imagine, aBloodRaynegame you can beproudto say you enjoy!...

July 1, 2025 · 1 min · 116 words · Amber Ray

Brink patched for PC, fixes sound, fonts, servers

Another patch for the PC version ofBrinkhas arrived, fixing up issues with sound as well as a few cosmetic issues and general performance flaws. By all accounts, the PC version is looking like the best of the lot, with more support and greater stability than its console brethren. I’m tempted to download it, but I’m worried about it being so complicated because it’s on PC, and people who have played or evenlookedat a console game are unable to understand the intricate brilliance of PC gaming....

July 1, 2025 · 2 min · 221 words · Roberto Fletcher

Burnout Paradise screens and vid, featuring Steel Wheels: Where’s the crashing?

Electronic Arts has released some new screens of the upcoming PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 title,Burnout Paradise, along with a 48-second trailer … that only contains 19 seconds worth of game footage. But who cares, because it’s 19 seconds of what’s easily the sweetest lookingBurnoutgame to date. Featured in the trailer is the “Steel Wheels” promo car, a heavily modified GT concept car “designed specifically for the celebrity with style.” The car features armor-plating and a supercharged 6735cc V8 (tomato juice?...

July 1, 2025 · 1 min · 199 words · Michael Hall

Cammy and her arse coming to Street Fighter IV iPhone

EnjoyingStreet Fighter IViPhone? Feel that something’s missing? Fear not, my anally-deprived friends! Cammy and herflexed gluteusare going to fill that gaping brown hole in your life by arriving in a future free update. She’ll be joining Ryu, Ken, Chun-Li, M.Bison, Dhalsim, Abel, Blanka and Guile, although Capcom is yet to give a release date. You can currently buyStreet Fighter IV iPhonefor $9.99, if pocket pugilism is your thing. Or if you’ve just got a thing for exposed arsecheeks in and saucy red berets....

July 1, 2025 · 1 min · 83 words · Shawn Sharp

Capcom launches the Monster Hunter Gaming Hall in London

If you know anything at all about Monster Hunter, you know it’s extremely popular in Japan (in Asia in general, for that matter). If you own a copy ofMonster Hunter Freedom Uniteand live in the London area, you may want to know there is a cool new event for Monster Hunter fans launching soon that you may not want to miss out on. The Gathering Hall (located at 121 Charing Cross Road) will open on July 3rd to the public, inviting anyone with a copy ofMonster Hunter Freedom Uniteto attend....

July 1, 2025 · 1 min · 173 words · Patricia Gates

Capcom teases you with three games of ‘Guess Who?’

Capcom wants us to play a little game together. Take a look at these three new short clips forStreet Fighter X Tekkenbelow. Look closely now… What do you see? If you can work out what these images are, then tell us in the comments section below, and show Capcom who’s daddy. Don’t forget to also voice your feelings on your divine revelations, and whether you welcome them or not....

July 1, 2025 · 1 min · 82 words · Rebecca Walker

Castle Crashers crashing Xbox Live: The Behemoth working on fix

I’d love to be able to report that things are going swimmingly forCastle Crashers, but unfortunately I’ve had issues with the thing all day. So far I’ve managed one round of online co-op, and even then, it wasn’t long before my character froze and I had to pull out. Since then, games won’t connect, and even worse, my Xbox 360 has been (ironically) crashing when attempting to load an Xbox Live game....

July 1, 2025 · 1 min · 204 words · Joshua Gutierrez

Comments of the week: I’ve covered comments ya know

It’s not business as usual in this town. Comments of the Week is a feature where we scour the front page, community blogs, forums, social media and the magazines you leave under your bed picking out comments. The ones that make you think, the ones that make you laugh and the ones that make you cry (but also laugh), and consolidate them into an entertaining package for the viewing pleasure of you, the Destructoid community....

July 1, 2025 · 13 min · 2567 words · Brittany Mitchell

Complete Sports Pack contains some lovely ‘attachments’ for your Wii

Oh, God! What am I looking at? Wait…oh! These are only Wii Remote attachments. Whew. At first glance, I thought this was the ultimate sex toy kit. It seems the folks atGizmodofelt the same way. They show us this Complete Sports Pack from a company called Mad Cow. A mere $45.80 buys you everything you would ever want to attempt to stickinon your… Wiimote. I can pick out what most of these attachments are supposed to be: tennis racket, golf club, grips, system base....

July 1, 2025 · 1 min · 113 words · Kimberly Torres

Confirmed: Metal Gear Solid 4 playable at E For All

Are you guys done hating on E For All yet? First it was revealed that the event would be the world premiere of a playable version ofSuper Smash Bros. Brawlfor the Wii, and you guys went nuts. IDG’s Carolyn Rauch promised there would be “news,” and she wasn’t just blowing smoke. From what we’re told, there will be two “Game Stages” at E For All, and each will have kiosks available for people to play games separate from what is happening at individual booths out on the floor....

July 1, 2025 · 2 min · 268 words · Angela Guerrero

Crime lords using PS3s to rule the world from prison

It sounds like something out of a TV show, but the UK’sSerious Organized Crime Agency is suggesting that imprisoned crime bosses are using PlayStation 3 systems to run their evil empires from behind bars. Yes, apparently you can playWarhawkand get Freddy the Finger to whack Jimmy Blueballs at thesame time. Gangsters have pro skills. “We know that one of the issues is that if you are locked up, how do you communicate with others?...

July 1, 2025 · 2 min · 272 words · Melissa Nielsen

Crytek’s been waiting for new consoles since 2007

Crytek loves graphics. Any idiot can see that. However, the studio’s fetish for visuals above all else may be deeper than previously thought, as CEO Cevat Yerli reveals his team has been wanting new hardware since the originalCrysis, and is chomping at the bit for a new generation. “We’ve been considering the next generation and what it will likely consist of for many years now, so everything we did in CryEngine 3 has been with an eye on future hardware architectures,” he said....

July 1, 2025 · 2 min · 220 words · Corey Stewart