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July 8, 2025 · 10 min · 1922 words · Douglas Williams

Namco Bandai loves digital distribution now

Namco Bandai wants us all to know that it’s serious about being involved with digital distribution. In fact, VP of online development Robert Stevenson says it’s “essential” to the company’s strategy. Kicking off this new affair, we’ve been handed a list of recent and upcoming digital releases. Ridge Racer 6(1600 Microsoft Points) should be ready for download right now as a part of Xbox 360 Games on Demand, withBeautiful Katamarilooking at a Q1 2010 arrival....

July 8, 2025 · 1 min · 137 words · John Robinson

Naughty Dog:’ you can pretty much count on’ an Uncharted sequel

Naughty Dog’sUncharted: Drake’s Fortuneis at the top of many PS3 owners’ Christmas lists this holiday, and for good reason: this involving and gorgeous adventure title is like a breath of fresh air, and is easily one of the best titles this games blogger has played all year. 1UP brings us some good newsfromNaughty Dogco-president Evan Wells. When talking about what’s in the cards for his company, anUnchartedsequel was mentioned. “We developedUnchartedas a franchise....

July 8, 2025 · 1 min · 194 words · Jerry Black

Nevermind: No Halo 3 content planned post-ODST

Whoops.Quit rejoicingHalo 3fans. Bungie are not planning any additionalHalo 3content after the release ofHalo: ODST. “We’ll never say never, but currently Bungie has no plans to make new Halo 3 content beyond the release of ODST,” Bungie recently toldEurogamer. “We will, however, continue to support the Halo 3 online experience with regular updates to matchmaking playlists and wield the Banhammer as needed.” During a panel at GDC this week, producer Allen Murray crushed the assumption that theODSTspin-off wouldsignal the end ofHalo 3’scontentwhentold the audience in attendance, “We’ll probably be working on [Halo 3] for two more years....

July 8, 2025 · 1 min · 120 words · Katherine Bennett

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July 8, 2025 · 1 min · word · Natalie Taylor

New South Park focuses on Guitar Hero

Gaming has featured in quite a few episodes ofSouth Park, with the PSP, Wii,World of Warcraftand of courseChinpokomonall making appearances. Parker and Stone are set toreturn to gamingin a new episode from season 11 which featuresGuitar Hero. Considering the popularity of Red Octane’s musical franchise, it’s hardly surprising that theSouth Parkteam would eventually jump on it, cannibalizing yet another fragment of popular culture for its social satire. In the episode entitledGuitar Queer-O, Stan and Kyle become addicted to the game, but Stan’s l33t guitar skills cause tension between them....

July 8, 2025 · 1 min · 166 words · Danielle Baker

Nintendo 3DS to offer free Wi-Fi at 25,000 US locations

It’s cool that the Nintendo 3DS has full online support, but that sucks when you have no access. Nintendo is looking to help out a bit on that front by offering free Wi-Fi at 25,000 locations nationwide. That means shopping centers, stores, coffee shops, airports and more will let you go oinline with your 3DS. Nintendo has formed an alliance with AT&T, Best Buy, and the Simon Property Group (a shopping mall mega-group) to pipe free internet to your 3D portable....

July 8, 2025 · 1 min · 106 words · Jenna Ibarra

Nintendo announces Calligraphy Training DS for Japan

I know most of you guys will bored by this, but bear with me. I’m a huge fanatic for both Japan and the lost art of handwritten correspondence, so I ruined pants when I read about this game this morning.Calligraphy Training DSwill come out in Japan on March 13th and offers a handy way for people to practice their Japanese calligraphy skills on the go. The game appears to have a story mode where you control a wandering warrior in a quest to complete 3099 calligraphy characters successfully....

July 8, 2025 · 1 min · 193 words · Brenda Austin

Nintendo: Hey PS2, we’ll sell more than you

Nintendo president Satoru Iwata adjusts his crotch, spits off to the side, and then steps up to the mic to say that the PlayStation 2 sales are nothing compared to what the Wii’s could be. Okay, maybe it was less like that and more like forum postings by a fanboy, but yes, Iwata just brought it. In a recent interview with Reuters: “Sony’s PS2 sales of 100 million units is an extraordinary number that our home game console business has not achieved....

July 8, 2025 · 2 min · 347 words · Lisa Robinson

Nintendo’s day one launch list

We’ve known Nintendo’s list of launch titles for the Wii for a fairly long time now. Well,CVGhas managed to obtain a list of titles that will be available on day one — this Sunday. (Hard to believe it’s almost finally here, eh?) Here’s the complete list for your viewing pleasure: Now, THIS is what I call a launch. Hit the jump for the remaining titles that will be available during the launch window, just in case you don’t already know them....

July 8, 2025 · 1 min · 112 words · Pamela Hall

Not a dream: Civilization IV: Complete Edition for $10

This is almost too absurd to believe, even for a Steam sale. Civilization IV: The Complete Edition, in case you weren’t aware, includes the core game plus three expansions:Warlords,Beyond the Sword, andColonization. Right this very minute, you can get the bundle for a whopping $10 on Steam. If you don’t own any of these games yet, I envy you so much. You’re getting a ridiculous amount of value for the asking price....

July 8, 2025 · 1 min · 131 words · Stephen Cruz

NY Comic Con: Activision bringing playable Prototype, watchable Marvel games

Activision has announced its plans for this week’s New York Comic Con, and they’re as expected, if not a bit disappointing. The good news is thatPrototypewill finally be playable for anyone who can claw their way through crowds of sweaty comic book fans.X-Men Origins: WolverineandMarvel: Ultimate Alliance 2(did they drop theFusion?) will also be on hand … but not playable. And that’s the bad news — there will be a new trailer forUltimate Alliance 2, and you’ll get the watch someone playWolverinein a private theater....

July 8, 2025 · 2 min · 225 words · Mark Edwards

PAX East 10: Monday Night Combat shows off its gameplay

Monday Night Combathas been tickling us just right with itsquirkyTeam Fortress 2style commercialsand trailers, but we haven’t had a chance to really see it in action. For those at PAX East the chance to play it (and possibly win some bacon flavored mayonnaise) is in booth 417, but for us at home the above video will have to do. The video shows off “Crossfire,” which is a six-on-six game where both teams attempt to advance their army of AI controlled robots to the other team’s Money Ball....

July 8, 2025 · 1 min · 149 words · Samuel Solomon