I can’t believe I’m about to write this, but… Majesco has announced that its bringingPizza Delivery Boyto the Wii.

Apparently part of some secret industry initiative to bring every modern profession to videogames via Nintendo’s console,Pizza Delivery Boyputs you in the scooter of… a pizza delivery boy. You’ll use the Wii Remote and nunchuck not only to prepare the pizza, but to then deliver it safe and hot to your customers. Or their money back.

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Pizza Delivery Boywill let you unlock faster vehicles, go on side missions, and engs age in street racing and cooking competitions. You know, stuff pizza delivery boys do. Set to ship Winter of 2010,Pizza Delivery Boypromises to be the most realistic pizza delivery boy experience on any console.

Finally, pizza delivery people all over the country can get angry at a videogame like guitarists and drummers have been doing for years. Also, I kind of want pizza now.

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