The upcoming gameGuitar Hero: Smash Hits, a best-of track collection from previousGuitar Herogames, comes with a smashing set of…drumsticks. That’s right: crap drumsticks with the game’s logo on them. Can’t wait.
This comes as anexclusive pre-order item at GameStop. Online customers will have the sticks shipped with the game, while in-store customers can pick them up on the way out. The game drops on June 16th, so you’ll need to get your game pre-ordered before then. Great. Two pieces of wood. Super. Grand.
I’m sorry.I didn’t mean to sound ungrateful for the free drumsticks. Apologies to Activision and GameStop, too. It’s just that this is…this is my big news for the day. The month pre-E3 is pretty painful as it is, but starting the week out on Monday as the News Editor for a games website during this period is theworst. On days like this, I feel like theHead Robotis looking at my output and then re-checking the company’s finances. He’s thinking ‘do we really need this guy’ or something like that. I think he’s looking over my shoulder now, with the ominous red eyes lit up and all.
What sucks is that I only expect today to become worse from this point. Goodbye, wonderful job.
