First off, yes, this video is old. I’ve never seen it before and it has never graced Destructoid though, so it’s perfectly OK for me to post this! Anyway, mainstream media had made a startling discover on our Internets. They discovered the All Your Base Are Belong To Us fad and did a super cereal news report on it. Well damn, does this mean the fad is not cool anymore like they said would happen? OH NOES! Spotted onBFeld13’s C-Blog.

All your Weekend is Destructainmentd! Right after the jump, watch a girl named Stella rock out to the “All Your Base” song. After the rocking, check out two topless gamers get off onRez. Then it’sTetris, LEGO style. Next up, a Wiitard almost destroys his big expensive TV with the stupid baseball bat attachment for the Wiimote. Then it’sFinal Fantasy Garfield.

Battlefield 6 aiming RPG at a helicopter

Next, the Chinese show us what WoW would be like if it only involved alcohol. Then it’s Random Robot Intermission with a creepy robot singing thePortalsong. Next, an old video fromGTA: San Andreasinvolving the one in a billion accident. The Destructainment ends with Mega64’s latest ad forMagic: The Gathering.

Watching the All Your Base news piece reminded me of thisold post Niero didwhere a girl named Stella rocks out HARD to the All Your Base song.

BO7 key art

Tetris, LEGO style. Thanks, Nathew!

Another Wiitard has an accident. Almost break his T.V.  Thanks, Tom Lester!

Final Fantasy Garfield. Spotted onRiser Glen’s C-Blog.

World of Chinese Craft.Drinking solves fights and makes the Chinese people forget about their cruel Government! Two birds with one stone! (Thanks, whoever sent me this!)

Random Robot Intermission: A little creepy robot sings thePortalsong. Thanks, CannibalCalvin!

yordles animation still image

Old video is OLD: The one in a billion accident inGTA: San Andreas.

Mega64: Magic the Gathering ad. Rocco eatsMagiccards, Sean blows up a Xbox 360 withMagiccards and Derrick is murdered (and possibly raped) byMagiccards.

Destiny 2 Solstice 2025 armor

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

GigabyteMon

A snap of the upcoming MESA update in PEAK