This week’s edition of the UK sales chart might as well just be copied and pasted from last week, because it looks almost exactly the same. For the third straight week in a row,Wii Fithas inexplicably topped a chart of videogame sales, proving perhaps once and for all that society is dead on the inside.
I mean, really?Wii Fit,FIFA 09andMario & Sonic at the stupid frigging Olympic bastard Games? Again? Who is LEFT in Britain to actuallybuythis stuff? Why isCarnival: Funfair Gamesin the top ten ofanything? How did the British people get so tasteless thatWii Playisstilla national seller? What is going on with people?
It’s no wonder dickheads like Jade Goody were allowed to be celebrities when they should have been placed in special camps and never allowed to enter public viewing. The British public has lost its ability to discern. This is the future of a once great nation.Celebrity Bollocks Clubon TV,Scoochon the radio andWii Fiton the game shelf. Damn you, Thatcher’s Britain.
Hit the jump for the full chart, but don’t do so if you feel suicidal.
