I’m going on a much needed vacation starting tonight. I’ll be back on March 16, the day Destructoid and Niero celebrate their birthdays. I’m heading down to Tampa Bay and then Miami this week to relax at the new Destructoid offices and during that time, the Internet will not exist for me. Well, exceptTwitter. Most of the regular features will still be going up as scheduled thanks to the various editors that are covering my weekly features. Also, expect something pretty awesome made by various community members to appear on the front page next week!
Jim gave us a list of videogame characters that look like sex offenders, check out our list on how to improveKillzone 2’smultiplayer,Call of Dutystopped a Rabbi from being scared of Nazis, Big Mommies will have big titties and plenty more happened over the weekend.

Destructoid Originals:Videogame characters that look like sex offendersMr. Destructoid will need your clothes, your boots & motorcycleWeekend Destructainment: Over dramatic editionBest of the Network this weekDiscountoid: Little Big Planet, Call of Duty 4 and moreImproving Killzone 2’s multiplayerThis Week in the Community: Sonic died for our sinsGames of the week for 03/08/09: Bo-Starr edition
Community:Forum of the day:Celebrity Endorsement – Helping or Hurting the Industry?Community Blogs of 03/08/09Community Blogs of 03/07/09Reasons why Dynasty Warriors Gundam 2 is blatantly better than Killzone 2

Review:Sonic’s Ultimate Genesis Collection
News:Call of Duty stopped Rabbi being scared of NazisCensor demands jail for parents who let kids play violent gamesCapcom: Wii owners, fans of Resident Evil to be ‘happy very soon’Bust out the streamers, there’s gonna be a Big Bang Party on WiiRuffian Games’ concept art doesn’t exactly scream ‘Crackdown’Is Black Rock Studios’ Split/Second really a ‘Burnout Killer’?‘New game announcements’ at Resident Evil 5 launch this weekRumortoid: Big Mommies in BioShock 2?
Offbeat:The nine levels of ‘Cosplay Hell’ will burn your eyesThe Prince of Persia movie is going to suck huge bouncy balls







