Howdy, pardners. It’s that thing again, that thing with the robot. And the redhead. And the guy in the little vest.

Big news today, you might have a shot at having your cake and eating it too.Wal-Mart and Target are selling the 3DSfor the discounted price early, giving you access to all those free games. Of course, if you wanna wait around and buy ared one, that’s cool too. The multiplayer beta ofAssassin’s Creed: Revelationsis a PS3 exclusive, starting in September. Capcom saysMega Man is not dead, but that’s really all they’re saying. We got a picture of aDark Elf fromSkyrim,and I don’t care, because elves are stupid. Bungie iscopyrighting random wordsleft and right, and the demo forDriver: San Franciscois now available for downloading on PS3 and 360. But not PC.

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If you haven’t already, check outPodtoid, the podcast Tara and I do with Jim Sterling and Jonathan Holmes, in which we talk about having sex with dogs and pterodactyls and stuff.

Also, The Destructoid Show will beLIVEagain this Friday at 3:30 PM PST, 6:30 PM EST, and 11:30 PM GMT. Tune in for contests and swearing.

3DS games for sale

3DS and Wii U credit

Nintendo Switch StreetPass

StreetPass

3DS and Wii U

The Netflix Wii U app

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