Dear Jonathan Holmes,
Please teach me your ways. Please show mehow you getwomen pregnant by them simply touching your face. How do women just flock to you? Are you a God? You’re secretly a God, aren’t you?
Yours forever,
Hamza CTZ Aziz
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