In a tale of what must be Massachusetts’ stupidest child,it has been reportedthat a thirteen-year old boy pulled a knife on his teacher for enough money to buyGrand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
Police Lt. Paul Shastany says… the male student stayed behind after the other students had left the classroom, pulled the 11-inch knife and asked for $20. After [the teacher] refused, he lowered his demand to $1. The teacher took the knife from the student.
Shastany says the boy wanted to buy the video game “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas” but his mother refused to give him the money, so he came up with an alternate plan.
Now, I know what you’re all thinking. It’s not “wow, this makes videogames look bad,” or “wow, threatening a teach isn’t very clever.” You are all thinking — WHO THE HELL THREATENS TO STAB A MAN FORSAN ANDREASIN THE YEAR2008!? WHO IN THEIR RIGHTEFFINGMIND WOULD BE THAT DESPERATE FOR AFOUR-YEAR OLDGAME WITHGTA IVALREADY OUT!? IF HE ONLY HAD A PS2, WHY DIDN’T HE AT LEAST DEMAND ENOUGH MONEY FOR A CURRENT-GEN CONSOLE AS WELL!? IS HE A FOOL? IS HE ASTUPID FOOL? DID A VILLAGE IDIOT MATE WITH A BLOODYCELLTO CREATE A CHILD THAT DUMB!? WHAT AN UTTER FAILURE I HOPE HEHANGSFOR THIS!
Just giving voice to what was all on our minds. Jesus Christ, what an absolute buffoon. Seriously, it’s been a long time since I’ve heard of a criminal attempt so full of absolute fail.
