Here you have it, kids; the officialSuper Paper Mariotelevision ad. Once again, it features the door-to-door video game dispensing Japanese gentlemen of previous ads, only this time, they seem a bit more melancholy than before.
Whereasthis Wii commercialshows these two gentlemen (unnamed, but known as Lenny and Squiggy to those of us with pictures of them taped up in our lockers) enjoying an afternoon of fun with a number of multi-generational families much to the delight of everyone involved, this latest commercial has them appearing at the doorstep of two twenty-somethings, who do their best to utterly ignore our two heroes. The post-teens quickly take the new copies ofSuper Paper Mario, but upon playing, they utterly ignore their Japanese benefactors.
I believe Thomas Paine said it best; “You are all a bunch of fat whores, and I think I just got Face-AIDS from talking to you.”
