Everything may seem serene in the above video, butFinal Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearerspromises to be quite “nasty“. According to theESRB,The Crystal Bearerswill include “damn”, “hell”, “bikinis that expose deep cleavage”, “telekinetic powers to throw people off cliffs”, “a goblin samurai holding a sake-shaped bottle (who) appears to be drunk”, “steaming manure”, “You were peeping?!” and “How icky of you to watch girls changing!”
Any game that takes the premise ofHancock, puts it in theFinal Fantasy Crystal Chroniclesuniverse, then releases itself on f*ckingKwanzaahas my utmost respect. Addskeletons on motorcycles,break-dance fighting, and now psychic turd flinging, and you have something unlike any other game out there. Even ifThe Crystal Bearerscompletely sucks, I’ll still want it for the novelty alone.
Still not convinced? Then hit the jump to see a group of levitating moogles get their collective-crotch grabbed.
Kwanzaa can’t come soon enough…
[viaSiliconera]
