Remember the whole Y2K doomsday scare, when your neighbor spent his entire nest egg building that bomb shelter in his basement, stocked with a 10-year supply of Spaghetti-Os andUrnge Drank? Yeah, you might want to go knock on his door about now, because that whole apocalypse thing might be right around the corner. Either that, or we’ve all entered theTwilight Zone. Submitted for your approval:
Square Enix, Inc. the publisher of Square Enix™ interactive products in North America, Music World and SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT today announced thatDestiny’s Child Grooveis now available on the AT&T Wireless Network. The title will be the first mobile dance video game featuring the popular R&B songs of multiple Grammy-winning female group Destiny’s Child.
Let’s see, it’s notFriday, April Fool’s was months ago, so that can only mean this is … real? Apparently it’s aDDR-style rhythm game, in which players match button presses with arrows displayed on the screen while Beyonce and her pals cheer them on. Songs featured in the game include such timeless masterpieces asBug A Boo,Say My Name, and the always classicSurvivor. Check out the press release after the jump. Until then, someone hold me, I’m scared.
[Big ups to Bfeld13 for this little nugget of horror]
I’m going out to buy more Urnge Drank and concrete mix. Who’s coming with?