Last week, Jim Sterling showed you the amazing events that occurred atSonic’s 20th birthday party. There are a couple of things that Jim didn’t show you, though. One was thatSonic Generationswas at the party. I played it, and I can tell you that the game does indeed have a pretty good physics engine.Sonic 4-physics haters need not be concerned.
The other thing is that Jim Sterling has a unique physics formula all his own. As it turns out, Sonic’s 20th birthday party + Jim Sterling + an apple = something magical. I can’t explain exactly how it all works, but I can speak to the effects of the formula, and it’s undeniable potency. My stomach still hurts from the events that transpired that night.
If you’re ever feeling sad and blue, just invite Jim Sterling over to your house and give him an apple, and you won’t be sad for long. You may need to also add unspecified amounts of some blue drink to the equation, though that part of the science is yet to be determined.
