Serious Sam HDis coming to Xbox Live Arcade and PC, and I can’t wait. To celebrate the return of Duke Nukem’s superior, a brand new contest has been launched that could allow you to get your very own one-liner in the game, along with your name in the credits.

Serious Samdeveloper Devolver Digital is current accepting one-liners via the gift of Twitter. Simply follow itsofficial Twitter Pageand swamp it with submissions. I don’t envy the guys who have to sift through the kind of puerile nonsense that is going to get submitted, but it was their idea, so I have limited sympathy.

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