So Jake “my last name sucks to type” Gyllenhaal looks pretty damn good on thePrince of Persiamovie poster. It’s a good pose and the outfit looks great. The tagline isn’t that bad, either! The second poster features the sexy Gemma Arterton, who also looks pretty good.

The problem with the posters, though, is the fking font. Look at that sh*t. What the fk am I even looking at? You could make a white guy look Persiany, but you can’t make the damn typeface look Persian? Not even a little?

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Who uses f**king Helvetica in bold for a movie poster about Persia, anyway?! The artist couldn’t even try to “borrow” the font from the games? Dammit, Hollywood.

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Five A Minecraft Movie characters standing in a blocky Minecraft forest with a dog.

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The Fantastic Four and Thunderbolts teams from Marvel