Gather ’round, dear readers, and take a good look at this five-pageSplinter Cellactivity book. It shares a striking resemblance toHighlights, but the content here is much more realistic in its attempt to engage young folks.
If a single tear flowed down your face as you realized this thing was not real, I’m right there with you. Don’t worry, you may always print out these books and distribute copies to adolescents at your closest mall. When a Segway-bound man rolls your way, make like Sam Fisher and get the eff out of there.