I’m going to let the above picture speak for itself.
BoingBoing Gadgets— who also happen to be utterly in love withPortal— unearthed this thing and while it was sort of an inevitability, it’s heartwarming to see that nothing ever changes around these parts.
As much asslash fictionhas a long, storied history of being gross in the extreme, the idea of copulating with the Weighted Companion Cube is just bizarre enough to get me a lil’ hot. It truly is a sad day when your sexuality depends entirely on surrealism and irony.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a melting clock to hump.
