WINNERS!!!Destructoid Contest: Win the new Simpsons game!

I apologize for the late announcement on this one, guys — I’ve been working on some very special surprises for everyone for December and I completely forgot. Soon enough you’ll find out much more about that, but for now, the winners are: ENYNE – How Many Rons? Congrats to both of you and thanks everyone for participating! The only thing that’s better than giving people free video games is dancing toEl Mudoin the nude in a McDonald’s parking lot, but since the latter’s likely to get us arrested, we just do the former as much as possible to make up for it....

May 18, 2025 · 2 min · 216 words · Douglas Robinson

X-Blades CLOTHING SITUATION UPDATE!

Regular readers of Destructoid will know that I have beenkeeping tabson the latestclothing developmentsinX-Blades. Specifically, I have regularly been letting you know that she isn’t wearing many clothes. This situation has remained the same in all ourX-Bladesupdates — except this one! Yes, it has been confirmed that the sauced up strumpet who believes that battling in a bra is practical WILL change her clothes. This is the first time one of my running jokes has turned ironic, as the unchanging clothing situation hasactuallychanged....

May 18, 2025 · 2 min · 265 words · Kelly Wade

Xbox 360 Arcade coming to Japan

With sales of Xbox 360s notoriously and consistently low in Japan, Microsoft is doing everything in their power to entice the denizens of the land of the rising sun into purchasing their products. In another attempt at the aforementioned spread, Microsoft is releasing their Xbox 360 Arcade version in Japan come March 6th. The Xbox 360 Arcade will retail for the same price as existing models (27,800 yen) but comes bundled with five Live Arcade games, a 256MB memory card unit, a wireless controller, and features an HDMI port....

May 18, 2025 · 1 min · 164 words · Kyle Hood

You decide what makes it in the next Forza 3 DLC pack

Developer Turn 10 is letting the fans decide what cars make it in the next batch of DLC forForza 3. Turn 10 has teamed up with car enthusiast blog Jalopnik for this contest and you’re able to go vote for the carsyou want to appear here. There are 120 cars for you to choose from and voting comes to close on January 29. The DLC full of vintage cars will be released later this Summer....

May 18, 2025 · 1 min · 96 words · Michelle Bolton

Zynga offering a pricy V-Day ring for FarmVille crops

Edible flowers and plush teddy bears aren’t the typical add-on fair for Zynga Game Network’sFarmVille, but that doesn’t mean the studio isn’t offering something special for those who wish to buy their hopelessly addicted loved ones a Valentine’s Day gift. Enter the “Unwither Ring,” a 40-something dollar gift that you can give whomever until February 14th. As described bySocial Game Central, the virtual item is a bit of a game breaker — the person using it will never have to worry about their crops withering if they choose to step away from the game for a few hours....

May 18, 2025 · 1 min · 131 words · Christina Fitzgerald

A lie is a lie: Call of Duty: Black Ops reveal trailer

Treyarch has some big shoes to fill with the nextCall of Dutyand it looks like they have a good handle on things based on this reveal trailer forBlack Ops. The Vietnam conflict will bring some new weapons to the mix like the crossbow with explosive bolts and some missions that will let you blow sh*t up from a helicopter. However this game turns out, I’m just glad we’re not playing yet another World War II game....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 90 words · Catherine Ramirez

Adventure’s not dead: Best freeware adventure games of 2007

While the days ofLucasArtsmaking games that are worth a damn are more or less gone in this gamer’s eyes, theadventure genreis not, although it takes a little more effort to track down the gems. TheIndiegameswebsite was kind enough to compile an excellent list of the best indie adventure freeware of 2007, which I will share here is hopes I can ease the pain of those of you cursed with office ennui:...

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 200 words · Heather Pacheco

Age of Conan is one year old, Funcom giving away free stuff

On the heels of a formal announcement ofsolid growthinAge of Conan, Funcom would also like all of you to know that a pyrotechnic one-year anniversary contest is happening in Hyboria right now. During this week, the skies will be blotted with fireworks in eight-hour intervals. And you’re invited to take screenshots of them for an opportunity to win several real life “exciting prizes” from GameRigs and Funcom. In game, you can type “/claim” to rock something special as well....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 127 words · Autumn Watson

Alpha Protocol on Steam for pre-order, comes with bonus

Obsidian Entertainment’s long-overdue spycraft RPG,Alpha Protocol, has finally cropped up on Steam for pre-order. To entice you into coughing up cash before launch, ordering the game will get you a free copy ofSpace Seige, a 2008 sci-fi RPG also published by SEGA. Looking at thereviewsforSpace Seige, it sounds to be a fairly mediocre game. But if you were already going to buyAlpha Protocol, I suppose you could do worse than getting a less-than-stellar title to play as a bonus....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 96 words · Terri Pena

Amazon listing points to new Xbox 360 Arcade bundle

Alisting onAmazon.demay point to a new retail bundle for the fancypants new Xbox 360. The listing shows that this system has 4GB of memory, which is a nice little boost for the Arcade system. While Amazon.de doesn’t come right out and say that this is one of the redesigned Xbox 360 units, it likely is. Right now it is listed for 148 Euro, set for an August 2010 release. I’m kind of hoping that Microsoft chops the price down for the holiday season for the Arcade bundle....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 94 words · Carrie Molina

Amazon says its PS3 sales have gone up 700% since the price cut

While some of us were waiting for better games thanMotorstormto be released, it seems that a lot more were just itching for that hundred dollar price drop. Since Sony announced it wasslashing prices like the Yorkshire Ripperon its PlayStation 3,sales on Amazonhave shot through the roof, now holding the retailer’s number 3 sales slot — a huge improvement over the 24th slot it held prior. Furthermore, in the last 24 hours it has become the largest sales gainer as far as videogame related products go....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 171 words · Brittany Mcconnell

An inside look at Epic Mickey with Adam Creighton

I attended the Australian EB Games Conference recently and got a sneak peek at some of the upcoming titles. As a Disney fan, I was insanely excited when I heard about Epic Mickey last year. I was even more excited when I heard that we were not only going to see actual game play but Adam Creighton, one of the producers of the game, would be the one playing it....

May 17, 2025 · 7 min · 1339 words · Theresa Nelson

Anarchy Reigns introduces us to Blacker Baron

Okay, with this latest character trailer, I have been convinced to officially moveAnarchy Reignsto my “this game will make me spunk up a frothy spermstorm” list. Seriously, this is looking more and more like my perfect game. The latest brawler is Blacker Baron, who may or may not be the same Baron fromMadWorld. He keeps his pimp hand strong and his special move is called Super Sexy Fists of Fire. It looks like he’s going to be one of the more fun characters to play as....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 124 words · Julie Richardson