Free App of the Day: Gas Knight

Would you like a very stupid, very immature App? Tough, because that’s what you’re getting, and despite the completely infantile nature ofGas Knight, it’s actually rather fun! Gas Knight is a game in which you simply tap the screen to let a knight fly through a cave via the propulsion of his own farts. You increase and decrease the amount of fart power by tapping and releasing on the screen and let your knight do the rest....

May 23, 2025 · 1 min · 145 words · Jennifer Monroe

Game Debate to the Death! LittleBigPlanet VS Resistance 2

Last weekwe started the PS3 odd debate brackets with two completely different series that havebothhada lot of success in past debates. Despite the previous amounts of support for both, the Dtoid Army spoke pretty unanimously last week.Here are the results: This week we move on to two games that will hopefully split the votes in different directions. One deals with larger than life FPS violence, while the other offers humorous and mischievous gameplay with a fixed camera view on a much smaller scope....

May 23, 2025 · 1 min · 170 words · Amanda Richards

Game Suppli: vitamin supplements for gamers

As gamers, we have a sort of reputation for being unhealthy. I’m not saying that all of us slam bottles Mountain Dew and cram a slice of pizza in between rounds, but you know what I’m talking about. There’s gamers out there than can use all the help they can get. What would it take get a gamer to take a vitamin supplement? Telling him that it would help his or her game might do the trick, right?...

May 23, 2025 · 1 min · 188 words · Thomas Small

GC 10: Checking out the Kinect line-up at gamescom

Microsoft invited myself and my sexy German counterpart, (and BritToid member) Daniel Carneiro to their PR Play Day at the 2010 gamescon. We saw ourselves spending some time in an isolated German warehouse with many gaming enthusiast who sweat profusely when faced with anything from mild to moderate cardio based activity. Microsoft allowed me to playKinect(without the likes of Ben Perleehogging the stage) with many of the biggest titles includingKinectimals,Dance CentralandYour Shape....

May 23, 2025 · 1 min · 89 words · Christopher Clark Jr.

Gears 2 XP bonus weekend kicks off today

A fair bit of the latest Achievements added toGears of War 2are tied to the multiplayer ranking system. If you’re an Achievement whore that lacks patience or mad chainsaw skills, this can be a bit of a bummer. But, then again, every holiday weekend seems to usher in aGears 2multiplayer XP event. Well, what do you know? Epic Gamesis throwing a Labor Day event. Starting this morning and stretching through September 8th, everyone can earn double XP in multiplayer....

May 23, 2025 · 1 min · 126 words · Samuel Vargas

Germany wants to ban all violent videogames

Evidently no one informed Germany’s 16 Interior Minister’s that E3 was going on this week because I’m sure if they had known they would have waited for a time whentheir requestto the Bundestag (Germany’s equivalent of Parliament) to ban the production and distribution of violent videogames would have made a much bigger splash. Seriously, making a name for themselves is the only logical reason they could be trying to do this, especially since they seem to be in such a rush to do it before the upcoming elections on Sept....

May 23, 2025 · 1 min · 190 words · Tyler Castillo

Germany wants to ban shooters!

In what could be thesecondworst political decision in the history of Germany, the states of Bavaria and Lower Saxonyhave introduced a billthat aims to outlaw violent shooters. Germany, a land known for it’s decorative steins and it’s caring, compassion towards all peoples, already has some of themost stringent censorship lawswhen it comes to games, and this would be the straw that brokeDer Kommissar’sback. Crytek, developers ofFar Cry, and the upcomingCrysis, are based in Germany and have gone on record as saying that if the law ends up being ratified, they would leave the country for less restrictive pastures....

May 23, 2025 · 1 min · 139 words · Thomas Perez MD

Happy holiday from Square Enix

Square Enix sent Destructoid a Christmas card, displaying a rather dramatic image fromFinal Fantasy XIII. Not exactly the most festive of pictures, but certainly a very pretty one. Final Fantasy XIIIwill be released in North America on July 05, 2025.

May 23, 2025 · 1 min · 40 words · Gail Dean

Home 1.10 update bringing a ton of fixes, sofas now seat properly [Update]

Sony will eventually updateHometo version 1.10. The update isn’t radical — there won’t be any new places to dance or … interact. But the update will squash a number of minor bugs and generally improve the performance of Sony’s revolutionary social networking tool. A couple of notable tweaks or fixes are listed below: Of course the monumental fix is the ability for users to use the “Block Chat” option. Before, players could only choose “Block voice chat....

May 23, 2025 · 1 min · 156 words · Samantha Walker

HP reveals gaming handheld, wants us to go outside

Computer company HP has just revealed a new handheld gaming unit called the MScape. This unit uses GPS location-based technology to make the actual world a sort of game arena. TheSci Fi Techblog says that “the handheld’s screen acts kind of like a lens through which the real world is rendered just like a video game.” It sounds like preset GPS locations trigger (flag) graphics or gameplay when the player comes across them....

May 23, 2025 · 1 min · 190 words · Kathleen Williams

I Am Alive spotted in the wild via ESRB rating

Ubisoft’sI Am Alivelooked all set to joinSadnessas the next big game that was never going to happen, but anESRB content summaryhas been recently spotted that seems to say otherwise. We’ve had a few tips pointing it out (thanks guys!), so it seems thatI Am Aliveis not dead yet. “This is an action game in which players assume the role of a man who must find his family in a post-apocalyptic world,” claims the rating board....

May 23, 2025 · 2 min · 398 words · Paula Lee

I-Mockery presents Tetris: Online Charity Edition

I-Mockery is holding a very special charity auction today. All you have to do isgo to I-Mockeryand play someTetris. That’s it. For every person that makes it to level three, I-Mockery will donate a dollar to help save starving children in poor villages. The I-Mockery guys have a heart of gold. If you have any compassion in you at all, then you’ll go to I-Mockery right now to play someTetris. If you don’t go, then you obviously get off on the knowledge that children are starving in poor villages....

May 23, 2025 · 1 min · 102 words · Ashley Baker

iPhone’s Rolando platformer

I had never heard of Rolando until this morning, but after seeing the above game play trailer, I’m definitely interested. Rolando appears to be physics-based platformer with tilt action. It kind of resembles Sony’sLocoRoco, but the game play appears more straightforward and puzzle-like. It uses the iPhone’s tilt and multi-touch controls in a pretty creative way, and theofficial Web pagesays it contains 36 levels in all. Rolandoland is in peril and the Rolandos need your help!...

May 23, 2025 · 1 min · 142 words · Alyssa Morgan