Yeah, there’s other titles out for Nintendo’s systems this week, but my focus is on the long-awaitedEnjoy your massage(500 Wii Points). In it you play as an apprentice masseur at Giselle’s beauty farm. You’ll rub down six clients. The game is rated E10+ for “mild suggestive themes.” That’s all I’m saying.

Also on the Wii isMy Aquarium 2, from Hudson. 500 Wii Points gets you your own in-TV aquarium. A link to the Forecast Channel can even change the aquarium’s appearance according to the IRL weather.

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The coolest thing on the DSi this week isRhythm Core Alpha. 500 DSi points gets you a pretty robust music making software for your game system. It’s loop-based and stylus controlled, for you creative types.

Also on the DSi this week isTURN: The Lost Artifact(800 DSi Points), a room-based puzzle game. you’re able to probably guess withAbsolute Chess(200 DSi Points) is about. If you can’t, you’re probably in pre-school, and will likely enjoy our last offering,Did it Myself ABC123, which is also priced at 200 DSi Points.

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