WhenKaykafirst told me thatRockstarhad a newGrand Theft Auto4trailer, I was more excited than the time I blacked out and verballyharassed women. So when I looked aroundRockstar’spage with the trailer, imagine my utter contempt. Actually, you don’t have to imagine. Here’s what I felt in textual form:
“Hey, there’s nothing here,scrolls down, OH YOU SON OF A …”.
OKRockstar, we know that you know that everyone is excited about your game. I mean, it was one hell of a ride trying to find aworking player for the first trailerwhen the entire Internet wanted to see all the fuss. It was a smart and brilliant move the first time around. Again though? Seriously? What are you expecting this time? I mean, everyone now knows what it’s going to look like. Not to mention the fact that you’ve been releasingplenty of photos of the game.
Oh, who am I kidding. I’m going to be at your site on the twenty eighth and frantically searching video sites soDestructoid canget the video. God damn c*ck teasers.
[Thanks Fronz for the awesomeshop]
