Hey kid, wanna see a dead body? Oh. Well. You wanna see some really cool video game news… In the back of my van?
Uh. Anyway. The guy from Crytek says thePS Vita is gonna fail, and the guy from Naughty Dog says theWii U is gonna fail. Girls who eat Doritos and play video gamesreally like to have sex, but hate taking baths. Or something.Aliens: Infestationhas butts, cursing, gore, Xenomorphs, and I’m chomping at the bit to pre-order it (once it gets announced.) The 3DS is selling likewhatever the opposite of wildfire and hotcakesis,Bastionlooks cool, andMetro: Last Lightdoesn’t have any lights in it.
Also, we’re doing a kickass LIVE show next Friday, at 4 PM Pacific, 7 PM Eastern. It’s Friday night, so I don’t feel like looking up the metric time.