Previously in ourFaceBreakercoverage,we reportedon someone I’ve never heard of appearing in EA’s cartoony new boxing game. Today, we’re here todo it again, as yet another pair of practically anonymous scrotes are due to show up in the game too.

Who are Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt? Not a clue, but they are now part of theFaceBreakercast. Hailing from some (probably dreadful) MTV reality TV show, they will be the latest part of EA’s plan to seemingly turn a quirky sports game into an embarrassing parade of talentless bottom feeders who are famous purely for fame’s own sake.

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Who will be next to joinFaceBreaker? Paris Hilton? Rod Stewart’s daughter? The dog fromThe Littlest Hobo? Well, at least with the latter, you can guarantee an element of skill and housebreaking.

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