It’s official — all it takes is a few new clothes, and everyone wants to be your friend. Proving mankind’s shallow nature,Major Nelsonhas revealed some statistics linked to the launch of its New Xbox Experience. The NXE doesn’t really do much, but the pretty new colors and mask of substance has tricked us all.

Here are the stats, full of silly metaphors and self-congratulation:

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sales were up 650%,justbecause of avatars? That really is incredible. They need to add that stuff to some real crap likeBliss Island, just to see how gullible Xbox Live users really are.

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