Ever wanted to pretend to meet Bruce Willis? Now you can! To celebrate the upcoming release ofLive Free or Die Hard, those fellas at Fox are offering contestants a chance to meet with Mr. McClane himself, to lucky winners with the inclination and time on their hands to take theDie Hard Fan Quiz.

Why am I wasting everybody’s time talking about that? Because you won’t get to physically meet him. Instead, you will have the distinct pleasure of chatting with the man through the medium ofSecond Life.

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That’s right, the “3D Virtual World” used predominantly (if not exclusively) as a global virtual sex marathon will host a clandestine meeting with the action movie star Bruce Willis or, more accurately, a hairy, greasy pedophile claiming to be Bruce Willis.

If your life’s ambition has been to answer five questions aboutDie Hardin order to speak to somebody who thinks they’re Bruce Willis over the internet, then this is the contest of your dreams. Why, they’ll even make theSecond Lifeaccount for you.

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