Podtoidlisteners will know that I am the world’s foremost Liquid Snake impressionist. However, while I have the voice, Icertainlydon’t have the look. Enter Abbyshot, and it’s amazing $400 (Canadian)Liquid Snake replica jacket.Gaze upon its fashionable glory and weep, big brother. Or is it little brother? I’m not quite sure.
This jacketis certainly expensive, but its quality cannot be understated. Anybody wearing this will instantly gain a +50 to Awesome and every girl in the general vicinity will end up drowning in their own downstairs leakage. In other words, this jacket is worth $400 of anybody’s money. More specifically,yourmoney, because you’re all going to buy it for me.
I think I’d be able to maybe fit an arm in it.
