Welcome to the logic train, our first stop is Sensible City! Two nasty little six years old brats somehow found themselves playingGrand Theft Auto, then had the bright idea of pelting stones at a kittenand hanging itwith a game controller. This has led the local sheriff to claim thatGTAlets you rape women. INTELLIGENCE AT WORK!
The two six-year-olds were at East Mesa trailer park (obviouslyit was a trailer park), presumably totally unattended by their parents. A neighbor found the dead cat, allegedly hanging from a tree by the wire of a controller. After Deputies had been alerted, the two boys apparently admitted to stoning and hoisting it up with the wire.
Sheriff Joe Arpaio came in with the intelligent, measured and totally not bullsh*t response: “This game allows players to kill cops and rape women.It’s little wonder why they perpetrated such violence against that little animal.”
So far, it seems that the parents have received no blame for this, in fact the only real mention of the parents is the medical expense they face should the children require counseling, as if we should feelsorryfor them. Not that one of the parents could do much, being an illegal immigrant.
The boys are also too young to be charged by animal cruelty and child protection services declined to help because the case is “outside the normal criteria.” So, what we know is that a bunch of ignorant parents let children unattended in their trailers, playing adult games and hanging cats, andnobodywill do a damn thing to discipline them.
