Empire Magazinewas in Cannes recently and stumbled upon something that might be of interest to you. That something is a poster decorating the front of the Majestic Hotel, officially promoting theKane & Lynchmovie. As you’re able to see, it has also confirmed the two stars of the piece. Yeah…
Bruce Willis is attached to play Kane, something we’ve all figured for a long time. It has also now been confirmed that Jamie Foxx will be playing the balding, aged, schizophrenic white guy known as Lynch. Something tells me they’re going to be reworking that character a little bit.
I guess that’s all part of the Hollywood “we need at least one black character so we don’t look racist even if that character ends up portraying a racist black stereotype” quota, but it’s still pretty weird. Whatever, though. It’s not like anybody’s expecting it to be good. Many have saidKane & Lynchwould work better as a film, but let’s face it, nobody’s ever going to put in the effort required to make a spin-off movie better than the game.
