That’s right, bitches! It’s game time. Destructoid’s Iron Chef Kickass Superteam (D.I.C.K.S.) has been selected as one of the three teams to compete inMAGFest 9’s Gamer Iron Chefcompetition. In case you missed ithere’s a rundown of the teamalong with a poster you’re able to print out and hang on your wall.

Now for some made up quotes from the competitors.

Team leader and possible psychopath, Changston, stated: “I’m going to cook the face off of everyone else. Then I’m going to cook their faces. Then I’m going to make them eat their faces.”

Meanwhile, the less dramatic, but still badass, Evil Cheese had this to say after finding out D.I.C.K.S. had been selected: “It’s on. If you’ve never seen it be on then you best show up becauseIT IS ON!

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Finally, Cataract offered this statement while wearing nothing but a pot on his head: “I’m wearing a pot on my head!”

Clearly this will be a battle that will go down in the ages. If you’re coming to MAGFest then you should be there. Where is there? It’s here:Thursday, Jan. 13, 4 p.m. in Main Events/Panels 1. Only the lamest of the lame, and those not attending on Thursday because of work (me) won’t be there to cheer on their fellow Destructoidians. So don’t be lame, be there.

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