Jesus. Where do I start?
Hamza and I are here in the office. When we first saw this come up on his monitor, we both exploded in laughter. But emotions quickly changed. This cover art for Wii title My Ballet Studio is actually quite scary. Take a closer look.
First off, notice that the alien-headed freaks do not have reflections. “Oh my God, they’re f*cking vampires,” Hamza screamed. These floating alien bodies also have no depth. 2D is back. The alien-girl looks to be peering into my soul; her half smile seems to imply that she knows that I’m scared. Worst of all is her floating four-fingered arm, which, for me, makes this image inexplicably frightening.