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Muscle March, the WiiWare game that almost defies explanation, was a Japan-only title for awhile now. But now it seems that Germany is also going to be able to enjoy muscle-bound men chasing each other around town. The German ratings board, theUSK, hasMuscle Beachin their listings. It turns out that Namco Bandai will be doing the publishing.

Of course, this means next to nothing for us. We’re glad the title has moved west a bit, but it’s not quite far enough west for us. We know it’s going to be crap, but we still want it.

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