My annual trip to Myrtle Beach has left me with lost luggage and a transfer ticket to a propeller plane that looks less powerful than my fork-mangling dishwasher. As soon as I reached the beach I immediately ran out to the sand and carved out my S.O.S. call to the tourist planes above, but by the time I ran up to my condo’s room to see how my finger font turned out, someone had changed the distress signal to L.O.L., and it was then that I knew I was doomed.

To keep my mind off the situation I turned on the television, only to find out it was also shark week on the Discovery Channel, rendering this vacation almost completely useless as I stare longingly at the water. Anyways, I just needed something to say before showing the overwhelming results fromlast week‘s debate, it was a flat-out massacre:

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