My annual trip to Myrtle Beach has left me with lost luggage and a transfer ticket to a propeller plane that looks less powerful than my fork-mangling dishwasher. As soon as I reached the beach I immediately ran out to the sand and carved out my S.O.S. call to the tourist planes above, but by the time I ran up to my condo’s room to see how my finger font turned out, someone had changed the distress signal to L.O.L., and it was then that I knew I was doomed.
To keep my mind off the situation I turned on the television, only to find out it was also shark week on the Discovery Channel, rendering this vacation almost completely useless as I stare longingly at the water. Anyways, I just needed something to say before showing the overwhelming results fromlast week‘s debate, it was a flat-out massacre:
With Ryu advancing into the final round, this only leaves one more fight to decide who his opponent will be in the end. Chun-Li hassliced past Vegaand Zangief has armwrestled past Goro. Will thunder thighs advance, or will bulging biceps prevail? Who is the better fighter, and why? Cast your votes, give us a reason for your decision, get some friends to vote, and check back next week for the winner.