Here’s a new lubricated game shaft for you to slide right into your puckered spiceholes! This bit of dripping twadge is calledPochi In Spaceand you bunch of wrinkled ballbags can download it for free today if you buggering well want.

You control a little green man called Pochi is exploring space. Controls are an incredibly simple case of tilting the iPhone from left to right to avoid space debris, and occassionally tapping the screen for shields. Follow blue lines to replenish the shield’s Pochi Power and collect Pochi Points to spend on unlockable stuff.

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It’s really basic stuff, but the music is great, the main character’s cute and you will play it for at least five minutes. Sorted!

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