Here’s Uwe Boll’slatest masterpiece. Based off theFarCryseries, it follows the plot from the game as Jack Carver and Valerie Constantine investigate an island full of genetically modified super soliders. It’s set to have lots of explosions, violence and dddduuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr! YOUR PENUS IS LIKE A GUN! LOLOLOL!

MEERRRRRRRR! DUUURRRRRR! MOOOOOOOO! …………

Editor’s note: Umm, sorry guys and girls, we don’t know what just happened to CTZ. We think his mind must have snapped after watching the trailer. — Mr. Destructoid.

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