A newCatherinetrailer now lets most of us understand what they are actually saying. It also ponders the eternal question of people who become adults before their boyfriends do: “Guys, y u no commit to relationships??”
You don’t, because you want the freedom to play oddball Japanese games that ask the protagonist that exact question while letting you do crazy platforming at 3 AM on a weekday? And the deluxe edition comes with apillowcasewith an anime girl on it, you say? What’s that? You don’t want to watchGrey’s Anatomywith me either?