FOXTOID returns with yet anothershockingly sexyvideogame revelation! Our expert scientific researchers have usedscienceto prove an unequivocal link between former pornographic sex starlet Annabel Chong and ultra violent videogame seriesDynasty Warriors. Hey, maybe the game should be calledDie Nasty Whore Areolasfrom now on, right?
As we all know, Chong shot to fame for engaging in251 sexual actswith 70 men in a single glorious session of unChristiandepravitythat we at FOXTOIDcondemnin front of our mothers. In theDynasty Warriorsseries, you may kill over 70 enemies at any given time — coincidence? We think not.
Dynasty Warriorsand Annabel Chong’s life may as well bemirrorsof each other — both of them featureAsianstaking on hundreds of men with theirweapons in their handsand both of them have led to young males engaging inrepetitive hand actionsfor short periods of time. In the opinion of this humble reporter, and it’s the correct opinion —videogames and the porn industry are working togetherto corrupt young minds.
You cannot draw another conclusion. Look into my eyes and know this to betrue.
