Oh Destructoid community members, how I doth love thee! The ways, let me count them: one, two, three, four new entries to add to the high-pressuretheme song contest? How I knew I could depend on the righteous few who saw mycall to actiona few days ago and knew they wanted to make me proud, to makeDestructoidproud. That or they just wanted to winRock Band…
Whatever the motivation, here are a handful of new entries to add to the contest race. Remember folks, you have untilNovember 20thto get your sounds in to musically astound us whilesimultaneouslyaquiring a fully paid set ofRock Bandon your doorstep. Sweet deal, am I right? Just be sure to send your stuffs over to Ms. .tiff at[email protected].
I’ll kick the front page off with a high-fructoise, super happy funtime remix of the classic Destructoid song assembled by atomisk. Check out the video and download the song atatomisk’s siteand then listen to what atomisk describes as “…the far less palatable (but nevertheless highly academic), theVillains Destructoid Cock Academia ReMAX!!!” Hit the jump to listen to three other songs byJustice,Bleep, and Brandon Sarkis, as well as a very special set of Destructoid oriented lyrics thanks toArrestedDeveloper. Go, go, go!
Justice kicks off his entry with a nostalgic assemblage of old Dtoid videos, a back-beat featuring the ever-present Rick Astley, and a super cereal series of fast-paced lyrics that takes your brain a few seconds or two to grasp.
Bleep introduces himself with a sweet old school video mashup, followed by a crunchy synthesis of beats and robo voices.
Hey Mr. Sarkis, thank you for sending in your entry, but you’ll have to do a little explaining for the musically incapacitated. While your entry is robust in sound and melody, what does it have to do with Destructoid?
We’re no strangers to robots.You like to play games and so do I.And when it comes to video game news,we wouldn’t get it from any other site.I just want to ask you all a question,who the Fuck is Jim Sterling?
ChorusNever gonna read joystiq,reading it would make me sick,everyone on there’s a dick and a homo.Only gonna read Dtoid,or else Niero’d be annoyed,Workman would be unemployed and homeless.
Been reading Dtoid for so long.They’ve added blogging, stickam and ventrillo.Updated daily or they’ve been murdered.They know their games and they will review themand if your asking what they’ll score them,Twighlight Princess got a 4.
Repeat Chorus
Joystiq sucksDtoid rules
Never gonna read, never gonna readJoystiq sucksOnly gonna read, only gonna readDtoid rules
Been listening to the Podtoid for so longThey talk about game news, also touching children.For old game news there is Retroforce goKing of all dolphins, Chad Concelmo.Collete and Topher with his SlurpeeDyson hates Metroid Prime 3.
Repeat Chorus and fade out
